Once a week on Fridays I like to put on my safari hat and my rain boots and explore the Wild and perilous realms of TikTok. Genuinely seems like it’s bad for you; it’s the junk food of phone use. I don’t like algorithms being so fine-tuned, it borders on like actual mind-reading sometimes.

Is it bad if I peruse through old streams I’ve been on and laugh out loud at my own jokes?

Listen I haven’t kept up with Doctor Who for a few years, but there’s no way they’re doing anything as cool as the shit they had goin on in Tooth and Claw