Sausage Patty
@sausagepatty.bsky.social
Gay porn and himbos mainly but also dumb thoughts running in my head, some global situations, baking, cats, plants etceterah, etceterah, erceteraaah
I know and looks like they still make em. Dollar General and Walmart have em
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know and looks like they still make em. Dollar General and Walmart have em
Nice! You posted a link to this game for me a few months ago. Been playing it since then. Here’s mine. First time I without needing a clue
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nice! You posted a link to this game for me a few months ago. Been playing it since then. Here’s mine. First time I without needing a clue
All the loads inside me agree with this result
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All the loads inside me agree with this result
“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”
I know that’s right
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know that’s right
He looks so much better with longer hair. And the glasses. And the tiddies are perky af
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He looks so much better with longer hair. And the glasses. And the tiddies are perky af
toward the pond. I think I scooped her up while draining and she was trying to get back. I’ve stopped draining in hopes that she returns. I scared her away and she’s hiding under a hosta for now. I’ve built her a little brick house and ramp to get in and out of the pond.
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
toward the pond. I think I scooped her up while draining and she was trying to get back. I’ve stopped draining in hopes that she returns. I scared her away and she’s hiding under a hosta for now. I’ve built her a little brick house and ramp to get in and out of the pond.
I have a frog! I’m so excited! I have a very small pond that is around 100 years old. No power to it so it fills up with rain. I was draining it by the bucket full and using the water to give my plants a drink. It’s good dirty water for the plants. I drained most of it then saw a frog hopping
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have a frog! I’m so excited! I have a very small pond that is around 100 years old. No power to it so it fills up with rain. I was draining it by the bucket full and using the water to give my plants a drink. It’s good dirty water for the plants. I drained most of it then saw a frog hopping
Been thinking about this post for a week so made a similar thing last night
August 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Been thinking about this post for a week so made a similar thing last night
A new Mt Rushmore suggestion
August 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A new Mt Rushmore suggestion
Gonna go spend some time with a friend who was let go from his job yesterday. We’re going to laugh, cry, console each other, and eat ice cream, while watching Working Girl.
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gonna go spend some time with a friend who was let go from his job yesterday. We’re going to laugh, cry, console each other, and eat ice cream, while watching Working Girl.
Without working at least I have more time for cooking and baking. How about a tomato crostata for dinner?
August 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Without working at least I have more time for cooking and baking. How about a tomato crostata for dinner?
If you see this, post a vampire
July 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
Remember your homeland’s heritage
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Remember your homeland’s heritage
Just swallowed this dude’s load. Fat, meaty dick 👅
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just swallowed this dude’s load. Fat, meaty dick 👅
Some of my hoods. Posting for a friend
June 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some of my hoods. Posting for a friend
Idk what’s wrong with yours but mine seems fine
June 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Idk what’s wrong with yours but mine seems fine