Sausage Patty
@sausagepatty.bsky.social
Gay porn and himbos mainly but also dumb thoughts running in my head, some global situations, baking, cats, plants etceterah, etceterah, erceteraaah
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Sausage Patty
@sausagepatty.bsky.social
· Apr 20
If I follow you for plants, gardening, baking, current state of US politics, etc, etc…
DO NOT FOLLOW BACK! The rest is gay porn. Unless that’s what you’re into
DO NOT FOLLOW BACK! The rest is gay porn. Unless that’s what you’re into
Stuck in the house with all this snow we’re getting so cooking and baking. Vegetables braising in the oven for stew, cayenne cranberry sauce on the stove since I didn’t have any for thanksgiving, thinking of a peach bread pudding with some of the peaches I froze earlier.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Stuck in the house with all this snow we’re getting so cooking and baking. Vegetables braising in the oven for stew, cayenne cranberry sauce on the stove since I didn’t have any for thanksgiving, thinking of a peach bread pudding with some of the peaches I froze earlier.
Also, there is an estate sale I wanted to go to tomorrow. I’m hoping they postpone it cause I’m not driving out in this expected shit
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Also, there is an estate sale I wanted to go to tomorrow. I’m hoping they postpone it cause I’m not driving out in this expected shit
Supposed to get 6-10” os snow tomorrow so went out for my supply of wine, snacks, and candy. Do your worst, mama!
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Supposed to get 6-10” os snow tomorrow so went out for my supply of wine, snacks, and candy. Do your worst, mama!
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
This bathroom remodel is killing me. I still don’t have a sink, the black grout is smearing, no light fixture, etc etc
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This bathroom remodel is killing me. I still don’t have a sink, the black grout is smearing, no light fixture, etc etc
Extremely horny today. Dare I say feral
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Extremely horny today. Dare I say feral
Feels like a Natalie Merchant morning while I wait for my flight
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Feels like a Natalie Merchant morning while I wait for my flight
Best pits on Bsky
Sleepy and still a bit tipsy because I never drink anymore. 🥱
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Best pits on Bsky
Been too long since I was used like this
The veneration of cum. Witness a bottom feast on his nut directly from his own ass (already sloppy from a previous gangbang!) before going on to clean alpha’s dick... #HugeBulge
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Been too long since I was used like this
Replace the entire Republican Party
Ro Khanna of California, took to X on Sunday night calling for Schumer to be replaced. “Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Replace the entire Republican Party
Primary them all! They must go!
Here are the trump toadies who just destroyed the Democratic Party
They single handedly destroyed the Blue Wave and gave trump is greatest victory. Obama Care is dead, these 8 senators killed it
#StayWoke #BlueCrew #Resist #ShutDown #Recall
They single handedly destroyed the Blue Wave and gave trump is greatest victory. Obama Care is dead, these 8 senators killed it
#StayWoke #BlueCrew #Resist #ShutDown #Recall
Who are the Democrats voting for the government shutdown deal? | CNN Politics
A group of Democrats and one Democratic-aligned independent have helped clinch an agreement to end the government shutdown, saying they had secured a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies at the c...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Primary them all! They must go!
Love hole in my fave
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Love hole in my fave
So pretty 😍
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So pretty 😍
So I’ve been in Atlanta this week onboarding for my new job. The ceo took 8 of us to lunch today. We work in the food service industry so we were talking about restaurants. All of them were raving about chick-fil-a and how much they love it and how often they go and what their fav thing is and
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So I’ve been in Atlanta this week onboarding for my new job. The ceo took 8 of us to lunch today. We work in the food service industry so we were talking about restaurants. All of them were raving about chick-fil-a and how much they love it and how often they go and what their fav thing is and
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Never forget!
Three victims of sexual trafficking by Epstein and Maxwell have died from suicide or drug overdoses:
Virginia Giuffre (2025)
Carolyn Andriano (2023)
Leigh Skye Patrick (2017)
Those are just the ones we know of and who came forward. One cannot help but wonder how many more did not survive.
Virginia Giuffre (2025)
Carolyn Andriano (2023)
Leigh Skye Patrick (2017)
Those are just the ones we know of and who came forward. One cannot help but wonder how many more did not survive.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Never forget!
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I’m speechless
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m speechless
Burn everything down
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Burn everything down
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Hole Play makes Pig moan!
He came over to get fisted but @nwloadingdock.bsky.social couldn’t resist a little stretch of my fuckhole too
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hole Play makes Pig moan!
The first week of my new job went well but is preventing me from keeping up with other “activities”. I’m traveling to and from Atlanta the next two weeks which is nice but again no fun activities. At the same time I’m having my bathroom completely remodeled so having to make decisions just through
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The first week of my new job went well but is preventing me from keeping up with other “activities”. I’m traveling to and from Atlanta the next two weeks which is nice but again no fun activities. At the same time I’m having my bathroom completely remodeled so having to make decisions just through
“god-tier hating”is how I feel about certain “leaders”
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“god-tier hating”is how I feel about certain “leaders”
Totally disagree with that elimination. The fuck. That easily could have been a double shantay. #dragraceuk
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Totally disagree with that elimination. The fuck. That easily could have been a double shantay. #dragraceuk
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
With Pedro Pascal as an option??
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
With Pedro Pascal as an option??
By god. It’s finally clear
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
By god. It’s finally clear
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.