Chestnuts Roasting on a Saucefire
@saucefire.bsky.social
he/him
mini painter
award winning dm (retired)
self obsessed internet troll
mental health enthusiast
mini painter
award winning dm (retired)
self obsessed internet troll
mental health enthusiast
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November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I thought they partnered with you BECAUSE you were weird.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I thought they partnered with you BECAUSE you were weird.
Sounds bone chilling 😔
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sounds bone chilling 😔
I call this story 'A Brush With Crime.'
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I call this story 'A Brush With Crime.'
Seems the only true reservations you have are about booking things online 😿
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Seems the only true reservations you have are about booking things online 😿
Your insides would have been so clean!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Your insides would have been so clean!!
Dangit, Desert Bus, let Marty give you his money!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Dangit, Desert Bus, let Marty give you his money!!
2025 me: 6-7 is dumb and makes no sense.
2007 me: hohoho, silly cat, you can't has a cheeseburger.
2007 me: hohoho, silly cat, you can't has a cheeseburger.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
2025 me: 6-7 is dumb and makes no sense.
2007 me: hohoho, silly cat, you can't has a cheeseburger.
2007 me: hohoho, silly cat, you can't has a cheeseburger.
because if I have to be awake at this time so does EVERYONE
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
because if I have to be awake at this time so does EVERYONE
If it makes you feel any better, Sam Reich has never signal boosted any of my things, not even this picture of Puppy Riley passed out in his food dish!
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If it makes you feel any better, Sam Reich has never signal boosted any of my things, not even this picture of Puppy Riley passed out in his food dish!
that message being:
Ryan: I need more butt medication for my butt disease.
Jed: Ryan, for the last time, please stop sending me messages like this.
(it makes sense in context)
Ryan: I need more butt medication for my butt disease.
Jed: Ryan, for the last time, please stop sending me messages like this.
(it makes sense in context)
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
that message being:
Ryan: I need more butt medication for my butt disease.
Jed: Ryan, for the last time, please stop sending me messages like this.
(it makes sense in context)
Ryan: I need more butt medication for my butt disease.
Jed: Ryan, for the last time, please stop sending me messages like this.
(it makes sense in context)
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November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I mean, it's full of accounts of bots posing as women, if that's what you mean.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I mean, it's full of accounts of bots posing as women, if that's what you mean.
I swear dux, you'll find your one true love on my new dating app, Scamblr. Our ai powered algorithm will find the perfect match based on your social insurance number.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I swear dux, you'll find your one true love on my new dating app, Scamblr. Our ai powered algorithm will find the perfect match based on your social insurance number.