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Chestnuts Roasting on a Saucefire
@saucefire.bsky.social
he/him
mini painter
award winning dm (retired)
self obsessed internet troll
mental health enthusiast
If it makes you feel any better, Sam Reich has never signal boosted any of my things, not even this picture of Puppy Riley passed out in his food dish!
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Riley is ready to go on an adventure!!

(To get cheese from the fridge.)
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What a right proper lad.
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
ASMRiley
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone: *leaves their house for any reason.*

Riley:
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Your magnum opus is still Sir Pottery Nevermore.
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Only been in Montreal for a bit, but I do appreciate the ease of access to baguettes, eclairs, and espresso.
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Cat sitting these two chowder heads, weather couldn't be nicer.
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Then we should fight on the same side!
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Whaddap, it's officially Autumn!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Larping is pretty cool!
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
September 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think he's happy I'm home.
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
He sleep.
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Behold, a goose.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You've been visited by the Breakfast Dog of Good Fortune. You'll have a great morning now, but only if you share your breakfast.
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Snoot.
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I wish I could be levied into my liege Lord's host 😿
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Riley says LARPing is cool.
August 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Caught someone peeping.
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dreaming of napping on the couch.
August 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Every time I try to close the windows to turn on the AC, this little nerd barks at me.
August 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM