Phil
@saucecoach.bsky.social
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Hamburglars are sexy, NOT Santa
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hamburglars are sexy, NOT Santa
why is nick offerman alone on a cruise
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
why is nick offerman alone on a cruise
what is up with the sexy santas?
back in my day santas were not sexy..
back in my day santas were not sexy..
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
what is up with the sexy santas?
back in my day santas were not sexy..
back in my day santas were not sexy..
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I'm declaring a new war on Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm declaring a new war on Christmas
this was the only win we saw this year lol
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
this was the only win we saw this year lol
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light will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
light will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
and ignite your bones
and i had a couple of
high noons
happens to all of us
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
happens to all of us
when you have a couple of high noons
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
when you have a couple of high noons
look i know they have a job to do…but uber drivers who immediately accept my ride and are 8 miles away. please. it will take you longer to get here than the ride is
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
look i know they have a job to do…but uber drivers who immediately accept my ride and are 8 miles away. please. it will take you longer to get here than the ride is
eating chobani flip peppermint perfection, gagging, dry heaving, happy holidays
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
eating chobani flip peppermint perfection, gagging, dry heaving, happy holidays
said "rats off to ya" to wife last night, and then had to show her multiple episodes of tom goes to the mayor
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
said "rats off to ya" to wife last night, and then had to show her multiple episodes of tom goes to the mayor
email from korean co-worker in seoul in which she refers to "the santa"
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
email from korean co-worker in seoul in which she refers to "the santa"
can you beleive this guu!?
this is pretty obviously asking for trouble consider the riff raff who follow me but the broad social media tendency of just constantly quote dunking on other people is so fucking lazy and corrosive. even when i hate the person being dunked on i'm like, well, i hate the dunk, too.
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
can you beleive this guu!?
thank you dentist for this heartfelt personalized holiday message.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
thank you dentist for this heartfelt personalized holiday message.
ai?
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ai?
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
more like “hey! i! — don’t think that is really a picture of sean william scott riding an 8 legged horse that is wearing sunglasses and smoking a virginia slim”
hi siri please play the grinch (sexy version)
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
hi siri please play the grinch (sexy version)