Gwyn Throusomshit
@satyrdance.org
It's possible we can plant you, deep-cover, in the Mutant Brigade. But your disguise will demand something drastic.
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
It's possible we can plant you, deep-cover, in the Mutant Brigade. But your disguise will demand something drastic.
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i’ve been binging a podcast that started during the lockdown and man it’s a bummer to relieve the certainty that cops killing and beating the shit out of people was going to make this country rethink being policed by the bottom ten percent of their high school class
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i’ve been binging a podcast that started during the lockdown and man it’s a bummer to relieve the certainty that cops killing and beating the shit out of people was going to make this country rethink being policed by the bottom ten percent of their high school class
I am 39 years old, I live in Sunnyvale in a $3700/mo 1br, it takes me two hours each way to drive to my job as Senior Child Mindset Tester at Roblox HQ, I play Animal Crossing every day on my Nintendo handheld, and homeless people are ruining my quality of life
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I am 39 years old, I live in Sunnyvale in a $3700/mo 1br, it takes me two hours each way to drive to my job as Senior Child Mindset Tester at Roblox HQ, I play Animal Crossing every day on my Nintendo handheld, and homeless people are ruining my quality of life
When RFK Jr nuts I bet it audibly gurgles a little first like a sump pump struggling to kick in
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When RFK Jr nuts I bet it audibly gurgles a little first like a sump pump struggling to kick in
Looks like a FrogTech™ before and after
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Looks like a FrogTech™ before and after
I don't think Donald x Bill happened. But if it did, so what? That was the zeitgeist at the time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I don't think Donald x Bill happened. But if it did, so what? That was the zeitgeist at the time.
You can see why Tupac would peace out of all the bull sh*t in order to live here
August 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You can see why Tupac would peace out of all the bull sh*t in order to live here
Stuff that other men like, such as beer and dogs, mean nothing to me.
August 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stuff that other men like, such as beer and dogs, mean nothing to me.
Whosoever games without my knowledge, games without my consent. –ThePhilosophicalGamer
August 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Whosoever games without my knowledge, games without my consent. –ThePhilosophicalGamer
Just learned that "unc" is short for "homunculus". Wow, I did not know that.
August 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just learned that "unc" is short for "homunculus". Wow, I did not know that.
Out of the way, slop drudge.
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Out of the way, slop drudge.
Open the door. I'm the slop drudge.
August 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Open the door. I'm the slop drudge.
A kitchen needs a human sponge (dishes, glasses, etc.) and a beast sponge (sink, drain trap, etc.)
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A kitchen needs a human sponge (dishes, glasses, etc.) and a beast sponge (sink, drain trap, etc.)
Three kombucha mystery packs in a row have been half pickle-flavoreds. That's okay—I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
August 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Three kombucha mystery packs in a row have been half pickle-flavoreds. That's okay—I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
Need her so fucking bad
August 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Need her so fucking bad
Check out Pile's new song "Deep Clay" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Check out Pile's new song "Deep Clay" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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lol
Heard a good sermon of Mr. Woodcocke’s at our church; only in his latter prayer for a woman in childbed, he prayed that God would deliver her from the hereditary curse of child-bearing, which seemed a pretty strange expression.
May 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
lol
Wiktionary has zero competition for best website on the web
August 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wiktionary has zero competition for best website on the web
Arriving in the same part of hell as Kurt and trying to show him Pile - Green & Grey but all they have there are chiptune covers
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Arriving in the same part of hell as Kurt and trying to show him Pile - Green & Grey but all they have there are chiptune covers