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Satisfied Psychic
@satisfiedpsychic.bsky.social
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More of a Happy Medium, really
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Stop trying to make Felch happen
Girl in a Santa hat from Mean Girls
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Nintendo-style text from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest with the text altered to say "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE EYES."
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Bukele looking up to see the second plane
William DaFoe looking up in terror meme.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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TFW you need a divine mandate but heaven is not available:
The Doomguy space marine making the "just perfect" hand gesture.
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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We, as a community, have failed.
A still from a Darktide video showing a robot dog with text saying it has received 785 pats. Globally. ONLY 785? IS THIS NOT THE BESTEST OF BOYS AND/OR GIRLS? DOES IT NOT BARK FOR HUMANITY? IS IT NOT IMMUNE TO THE CHAOS TAINT OF CORRUPTION? REPENT OH YE SINNERS AND PAT THE DOG!
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Poster for the movie "Snatch"
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The top half of the Simpsons "worst day so far" meme with Bart looking distressed, text reading "OCTOBER 18 IS THE LARGEST SINGLE DAY PROTEST IN U.S. HISTORY"
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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A (super cute) child in a blue coat holding a IS flag in front of his face at a No Kings protest.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Screenshot from the movie "Apocalypse Now" of a tired soldier in low light saying "I don't see any method at all, sir."
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Completely normal head of J.D. Vance hastily imposed onto a fictional glowing ghost kid colloquially named Starchild. Why? Because we deserve this. God smote the first Tower of Babel and we have erected it anew and filled it with horrors beyond description. There are some sci-fi background trappings and the image is mostly blue.
October 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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MattY walking through the opinions of his peers on Xitter
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A screenshot from the videogame Persona 2 where a snowman demon talks about rumors coming true.
August 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Screenshot from the videogame Valheim showing a character looking at some thatch-roofed beehives with text saying "the bees are happy." Why isn't this character running and screaming? There are like four beehives right there and Jesus so many bees. SO MANY BEES. Do you remember that scene where Nicholas Cage screams "NOT THE BEES" or whatever and also ninja kicks that old lady? Yeah me too. I just think about Nicholas Cage ninja-kicking grandma from time to time. Its like my happy place.
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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OG Red Liberalism enjoyer (I cast Destroy Target Land)
William Tecumseh Sherman, OG Red Wizard and mill deck enjoyer.
August 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Me when someone asks if adaptability is a good mechanic
A man looking to the side with text reading "Doesn't look like anything to me."
August 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A man looking sad from the "I think I miss my wife" meme, saying "I think I miss the console wars."
August 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I know its easy to criticize but I have some suggestions about your combat strategy.
A videogame screenshot showing a man in a weird futuristic suit holding a gun except there's no gun there, so instead he's pointing to his open hand.
July 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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The NYT doesn't want to write good stories.
Panel from a spiderman comic where spiderman asks Dr. Dinosaur why he doesn't use his immense powers to help humanity. Dr. Dinosaur responds that he doesn't want to cure cancer, he wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
July 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Jordi LaForge meme with him pushing away "The LGBTQ+ Agenda" and pointing affirmatively at "The LBGTQ+ Armada"
July 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Bluesky is wonderful because its just the Communism bits from Disco Elysium and they never end.
A screenshot from the videogame Disco Elysium discussing architecture and the laws of "bourgeois physics"
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Wesley Snipes crying while pointing a gun meme.
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Hard to think of a better example IMO:
Cover art for videogame Devil May Cry 3, featuring a shirtless emo boy with shaggy white hair and leather pants and... look fashion used to be very different.
June 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM