satiricpants.bsky.social
@satiricpants.bsky.social
*quickly throws my shoes on and runs out the door*
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I need a Hector wig, a bib for eating cake, and an at the ready proposal.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I would love to be like this with you. 😋😏🙂‍↕️
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM