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Petroleum quartz is a nature’s time capsule, trapping ancient petroleum and methane bubbles inside sparkling quartz.
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January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Petroleum quartz is a nature’s time capsule, trapping ancient petroleum and methane bubbles inside sparkling quartz.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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So I’ve got a new book coming out soon (finishing the final touches) - it’s an A to Z book designed to teach people about neurodivergent traits by explaining them through Pokemon! I hope you like it - I’ll be posting it in my store soon!
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So I’ve got a new book coming out soon (finishing the final touches) - it’s an A to Z book designed to teach people about neurodivergent traits by explaining them through Pokemon! I hope you like it - I’ll be posting it in my store soon!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I blame 50 shades of grey for the widespread misunderstanding that submissive = wanting to be treated like shit
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I blame 50 shades of grey for the widespread misunderstanding that submissive = wanting to be treated like shit
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They blocked me but account is still up. Support your fave hotties by reporting accounts like this 👇🏻
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
They blocked me but account is still up. Support your fave hotties by reporting accounts like this 👇🏻
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In another universe I’m in the healthiest most doting relationship(s) and all my needs (esp. health needs) are covered and I go to bed without a shred of anxiety and I wake up to coffee and kisses (and my cat ofc because there’s no universe in which I don’t love cats)
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
In another universe I’m in the healthiest most doting relationship(s) and all my needs (esp. health needs) are covered and I go to bed without a shred of anxiety and I wake up to coffee and kisses (and my cat ofc because there’s no universe in which I don’t love cats)
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Working on these gems to slot into my cool sword
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Working on these gems to slot into my cool sword
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
dude i love cats. look at this
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November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
✨LAST RESTOCK of Reze Stickers, Magnets, & Prints SALE!✨
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Polyester (1981)
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Polyester (1981)
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HaroConch is actually the only ship(?) in GQux I think I care about, but also I care about it a whole lot.
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HaroConch is actually the only ship(?) in GQux I think I care about, but also I care about it a whole lot.
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We're doing something we usually don't do by giving you a peek behind the curtains. This is the stuff our beautiful supporters usually get for keeping us financially viable enough to joking around.
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We're doing something we usually don't do by giving you a peek behind the curtains. This is the stuff our beautiful supporters usually get for keeping us financially viable enough to joking around.