Jason Alice Lastname
@satiricloki.bsky.social
I am a meat popsicle.
Gibbeting could make a comeback.
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Gibbeting could make a comeback.
He ordered it. Why would he stop them from doing what he ordered?
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
He ordered it. Why would he stop them from doing what he ordered?
Even if the files do get released, they won’t convince the rethuglicans to get rid of Trump. They know who he is, and they don’t care.
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Even if the files do get released, they won’t convince the rethuglicans to get rid of Trump. They know who he is, and they don’t care.
If the truck didn’t come with truck nuts does that make it a trans-truck?
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If the truck didn’t come with truck nuts does that make it a trans-truck?
Because they’ll vote to keep funding it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Because they’ll vote to keep funding it.
Can you take pictures of made up things?
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Can you take pictures of made up things?
But what would his racist imaginary friends say?
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
But what would his racist imaginary friends say?
He probably beat the fuck out of his wife because he “had a stressful day”.
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
He probably beat the fuck out of his wife because he “had a stressful day”.
I don’t look gift horses in the mouth.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I don’t look gift horses in the mouth.
The regular police already execute us for no reason, why wouldn’t the Gestapo created exactly for that purpose?
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The regular police already execute us for no reason, why wouldn’t the Gestapo created exactly for that purpose?
Why do people still platform that guy? He’s just another rat-fucking conservative who jumped ship to be a talking head.
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Why do people still platform that guy? He’s just another rat-fucking conservative who jumped ship to be a talking head.
They are Gestapo and murderers.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
They are Gestapo and murderers.
Hilton corporate already backtracked and is deepthroating ICE again.
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hilton corporate already backtracked and is deepthroating ICE again.
Project 2025 calls for deportation or killing or 230 million Americans. So 230,000,000.
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Project 2025 calls for deportation or killing or 230 million Americans. So 230,000,000.
The icy scythe of death at the hands of ICE. Project 2025 calls for deporting or killing 230 million people.
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The icy scythe of death at the hands of ICE. Project 2025 calls for deporting or killing 230 million people.
I can only hope this motherfucker gets put in every non-American encyclopedia as the picture for corruption.
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I can only hope this motherfucker gets put in every non-American encyclopedia as the picture for corruption.
He should kill himself.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
He should kill himself.
Jeffries can’t take a piss without AIPACs approval.
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Jeffries can’t take a piss without AIPACs approval.
Schumer is a fucking pussy who takes policy advice from his Nazi-ass imaginary friends. He can’t be counted on to do the right thing in any way shape or form.
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Schumer is a fucking pussy who takes policy advice from his Nazi-ass imaginary friends. He can’t be counted on to do the right thing in any way shape or form.
Who gives a fuck if they do leave? They’re parasites who create nothing for society.
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Who gives a fuck if they do leave? They’re parasites who create nothing for society.
Trump doesn’t write those tweets.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Trump doesn’t write those tweets.
There is no liberal media in the US. All media is owned by Trump-fellating billionaires.
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
There is no liberal media in the US. All media is owned by Trump-fellating billionaires.
NYT is a fucking Trump tag anyway. He was more than correct to tell them to go fuck themselves, though he was much more polite about it than I would have been.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
NYT is a fucking Trump tag anyway. He was more than correct to tell them to go fuck themselves, though he was much more polite about it than I would have been.
By killing everyone. Like his buddy Bibi is doing. Like his buddy vlad is trying to do.
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
By killing everyone. Like his buddy Bibi is doing. Like his buddy vlad is trying to do.
All. Republicans. Want. What. Is. Happening. To. Happen. They will not stand up to him, because he is doing what they want.
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
All. Republicans. Want. What. Is. Happening. To. Happen. They will not stand up to him, because he is doing what they want.