Jason Alice Lastname
@satiricloki.bsky.social
Former swabbie.
Any non-Americans have access to non-American news covering our couch-fucking vice president getting booed? Would you be willing to share?
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Any non-Americans have access to non-American news covering our couch-fucking vice president getting booed? Would you be willing to share?
So Qanon is really just Team Epstein. Go figure.
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
So Qanon is really just Team Epstein. Go figure.
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I wish there was a way to tell Bluesky that I’m never going to validate an email. Ever.
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I wish there was a way to tell Bluesky that I’m never going to validate an email. Ever.
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January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you had to pick a previous Star Trek series to favorable compare Starfleet Academy to, which would it be?
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If you had to pick a previous Star Trek series to favorable compare Starfleet Academy to, which would it be?
Is anyone accepting refugees from the US?
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Is anyone accepting refugees from the US?
Why isn’t Haley Joel Osmont playing JD Vance on SNL?
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why isn’t Haley Joel Osmont playing JD Vance on SNL?
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Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown…
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown…
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Please stop posting instagram links. Meta is a blight on humanity.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please stop posting instagram links. Meta is a blight on humanity.
Why do they only make blackberry tootsie pops in the small size? They’re so good.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why do they only make blackberry tootsie pops in the small size? They’re so good.
Why does windows 11 hate copying files from a usb stick to the desktop? I swear like half the time I try the little pop up just sits and calculates and does nothing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why does windows 11 hate copying files from a usb stick to the desktop? I swear like half the time I try the little pop up just sits and calculates and does nothing.
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
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This is a good reminder that when Paul Pelosi was nearly murdered by a right-wing lunatic, Trump and his family spent days mocking Pelosi and making a joke of it all.
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
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Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
Cracker Barrel Just Gave Its Beloved Peg Game New Wording
No more "EG-NO-RA-MOOSE."
www.countryliving.com
August 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Fuck her and the animal carcass she rode in on.
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fuck her and the animal carcass she rode in on.