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Sathanas
@sathanas.bsky.social
Personal account. May or may not post here.

26 / Male (He/Him) / LGBTQ / Gamer, Nerd, Shitposter / Chudcore Incel (/j)
I'm really not sure how people (that are actually capable of understanding, like adults) can continue to play – and therefore support – #Roblox when the company has been verifiably ignoring child safety and endangering kids for nearly a decade.

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Roblox Contacted Me...
YouTube video by Schlep
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November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have found the single downside to using #YouTubeMusic: Liking songs on #YouTube adds them to my liked playlist on YouTube Music. My liked playlist is now full of Slurmcore.

(Single downside is a joke by the way.)
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Probably the single dumbest design decision I've seen on a lot of microwaves is not being able to set cook power if you use quick select timing. Instead, you have to use cook time and then set the power level. Stupid.
January 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not BlueSky algorithm feeding me football content even though I've expressed zero interest in any sports, and have marked multiple football related posts as not interested.

Listen here, Mr. Algorithm, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SPORTS.
December 12, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE PLEASE SHARE

#ASafeChoice physicians WILL prescribe medication abortion via telehealth FOR WOMEN WHO ANTICIPATE NEEDING THIS MEDICATION.

REPEAT: You do NOT need to be currently pregnant to get this prescription.

In an era of potentially draconian abortion bans, take note!
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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December 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
It's become a part-time of mine to post the Goatse GIF at any spam texts I get from RCS capable numbers. I'm pretty sure one time I got some group to stop messaging me by constantly responding with a Mario Goatse image.
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 AM
New app idea: Grindr for Professionals
December 5, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:
November 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I suppose, since I've been seeing these, I shall make a promo post:

• The Finals
• DayZ
• Arma
• Forever Winter
• Helldivers 2
• Halo
• Titanfall
• Vampire: The Masquerade
• Warhammer (Fantasy & 40k)
• TTRPGs
• Muzak (EDM, Metal, Rock, Oldies, Brass Jazz, etc.)

#promosky
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Literally just screeched like a goblin after tripping running up the stairs with my spaghetti and dropping it on the floor.
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
This is real and is actually hilarious.
November 14, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I truly hope all of the media attention BlueSky is getting now doesn't create a massive influx of the users/bots that made Twitter so terrible. Let's just keep this place nice. Unfortunately, I suspect such is wishful thinking.
November 14, 2024 at 11:11 AM
@bsky.app Is there any intent/timeline to optimize BlueSky's interface for use on tablets? I don't personally use them, but a recent interaction with a fellow new user highlighted it as a concern.

bsky.app/profile/meri...
Getting better. I mainly use an iPad and this thing seems to be optimized for phone usage, normal for an app of course. But the text is huge - I kind of like bigger but this is ridiculous and I don’t really want to change all my settings. Only been here a few hours!
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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At this rate he’s gonna put Vince McMahon in charge of something important
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 AM
What a fucking scam. I'm suing KitKat for this.
November 13, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Not a single coherent thought runs through his mind. Unfortunate!
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM