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Da Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New pope is on a mission from Gad
May 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Prompting AI to really like me
May 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
125% tariffs on trade winds. “They should only originate over America”
May 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bluesky completes my trifecta of distractions that poison my waking life
May 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You are sheltering a Criterion Collection, are you not?
May 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Got 8 hours of sleep. My sleep demon must be quiet quitting idk
May 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Posting hole for the golfers out there
July 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS

Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
July 12, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Just got an Emmy nomination for Schleebiest Guy at Work
July 12, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Call me Copenheimer the way I drop a bomb on my psychic pain (make things worse)
July 11, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I found Waldo plz respond
July 11, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Maybe Waldo doesn’t want to be found did you ever think about that?
July 9, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Invite coded
July 5, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Your God is a coercive being created by humans to control the weak. My God is brewed from mountain spring water and makes my tedious life tolerable
July 4, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Working tomorrow like an asshole
July 3, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Really interested in paying for Bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Microdosing owning a Tesla by being on that fucking app
July 2, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Once I attain object permanence it’s over for you disappearing hoes
June 30, 2023 at 12:11 PM
CastleDickVeinia
June 30, 2023 at 12:10 PM
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RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT:
he’s still dead 🥳

BONUS FACT:
his wife, nancy, was known for giving the best blowjobs in hollywood. just insane levels of gluck gluck 3000.
June 29, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Miller Low Life
June 29, 2023 at 4:37 PM