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I’m just a pancake, standing in front of a jar of syrup, asking you to slather me. 0 xitter followers.
That's a lot of words to say he has correctly identified Camel three times.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That's a lot of words to say he has correctly identified Camel three times.
Poor guy needs a nap after spending five hours last night shitposting about all the squirrels in his brain.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Poor guy needs a nap after spending five hours last night shitposting about all the squirrels in his brain.
I'm sure they have a new program about to start to replace the vaccines. Like shipping plague rats to every citizen, along with a small packet of anthrax, to boost our immune systems.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm sure they have a new program about to start to replace the vaccines. Like shipping plague rats to every citizen, along with a small packet of anthrax, to boost our immune systems.
He's working hard to recapture the "Dumbest person in Congress" title.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He's working hard to recapture the "Dumbest person in Congress" title.
She wants to spend more time with her bank account.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
She wants to spend more time with her bank account.
I'm sticking with mulching, as hopefully the soil bacteria will break down or remove the toxins while my salad grows.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm sticking with mulching, as hopefully the soil bacteria will break down or remove the toxins while my salad grows.
I was a lucky Gen Xer -- thanks to a grandparent, I had the full set of Encyclopædia Britannica, 15th edition.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was a lucky Gen Xer -- thanks to a grandparent, I had the full set of Encyclopædia Britannica, 15th edition.
Probably just busy with his monthly annual MRI, physical, and extremely challenging "Which one is Camel?" IQ test.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Probably just busy with his monthly annual MRI, physical, and extremely challenging "Which one is Camel?" IQ test.
"Don't say mean things to child rape enthusiasts" is an interesting flex, BS.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Don't say mean things to child rape enthusiasts" is an interesting flex, BS.
Don't be harsh -- they just need a little more time. They've only been working on the concepts of a plan since 2015.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Don't be harsh -- they just need a little more time. They've only been working on the concepts of a plan since 2015.
This isn't the UK, notadoctor Oz. We call 'em dollars here.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This isn't the UK, notadoctor Oz. We call 'em dollars here.
I drop a Trump Baby every morning after my cup of coffee. That and the fiber really keep my Trump Baby production regular.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I drop a Trump Baby every morning after my cup of coffee. That and the fiber really keep my Trump Baby production regular.
But did the duck have a ticket?
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
But did the duck have a ticket?
To be fair, you could put your eye out with an iced nipple.
October 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To be fair, you could put your eye out with an iced nipple.
"our parents aren't having children." Well, yeah, because my mom's in her mid-70s and my dad's in his 80s. If they were having children at this point, I would be somewhat concerned. And not just about my inheritance.
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"our parents aren't having children." Well, yeah, because my mom's in her mid-70s and my dad's in his 80s. If they were having children at this point, I would be somewhat concerned. And not just about my inheritance.
At least they'll be doing their best to subdue all of Chicago's deep dish pizzas.
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
At least they'll be doing their best to subdue all of Chicago's deep dish pizzas.
Once again, my wife has to remind me that people really are that stupid, that someone out there can read those xhits and think the poster is both real and right. Even after they’ve read the exact same xhit from multiple totally real and not at all bots accounts.
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Once again, my wife has to remind me that people really are that stupid, that someone out there can read those xhits and think the poster is both real and right. Even after they’ve read the exact same xhit from multiple totally real and not at all bots accounts.
Will the Charlie Division be wearing tactical diapers?
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Will the Charlie Division be wearing tactical diapers?
Of course he did. Killing people is one of the few ways for him to achieve orgasm.
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Of course he did. Killing people is one of the few ways for him to achieve orgasm.