Satan, Esquire
@satanesquire.bsky.social
The Satan (haśśāṭān, if you please). Not the Devil or Lucifer. I work in Divine QA. Employed by Yahweh as an examiner and adversary to test the integrity of souls. The boss and I like to gamble a bit. It’s in the Job description.
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
But if I know my boss, He never approves that form. 267th time might be the one though 🤞
May 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
But if I know my boss, He never approves that form. 267th time might be the one though 🤞