When I hear "slutty waist" I imagine this

Interestingly, while Horogium was famous for being a Thicc™️ defender, Clock Mirage is weighty but thin, tall, and purely stamina-focused to the point of min-maxing. (Though it actually works pretty well on lower-height setups, suggesting its tallness is intentional for game balance.)

So of course the vast majority ended up being the grey color that everyone else wants, being a throwback to Basalt Horogium, a considerably older but also clock-themed beyblade

finally...the eponymous Ryu Streets

I also like when they're around my hea-

honestly even without knowing much about the various anime series I've found the mechanics of the toys themselves to be pretty neat

At the very least I won't be shocked if this thing just takes up the 1-60 or 1-70 slot in people's decks (given that the imbalance seems big enough that 5-60 or 5-70 probably won't work but idk)

These points *are* rubber, and even with the deliberate imbalance, this new blade is advertised as being able to "spin steal" (in order to deliver multiple big hits rather than being a one-hit wonder), so perhaps it will be possible to counter said imbalance with the right custom

Most Beyblades spin right, a few (like that one) spin left. This makes for harder hits against right-spinners, but also allows for "spin steal". Some past Beyblades were actively designed for this purpose, using less aggressive blade shapes and rubber contact points.

Oh those US pokecen items go FAST

They explain how the witch got green, how she got her hat, her cape, her broom, how the monkeys got wings, how the lion become scared of things, and the sequel will cover how people became the tin man and scarecrow, but they never once explain why she's called Ariana Grande when she isn't very big