Sassmoyed
@sassmoyed.bsky.social
Samoyed/Arctic Wuff - He/Him - Pan
Infosec • 3D Artist • Robotics
❤️🧤🐶 @itsclammy.bsky.social
Infosec • 3D Artist • Robotics
❤️🧤🐶 @itsclammy.bsky.social
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
need-a-penny, take-a-penny
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Hey so uhh, with Sailing coming out in a week or so, is there any active OSRS furryesque clans that are open yall might know about? ;o
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hey so uhh, with Sailing coming out in a week or so, is there any active OSRS furryesque clans that are open yall might know about? ;o
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Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭
‘Cause I been tried, I been tried, I been tested, God my witness.
Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.
Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
‘Cause I been tried, I been tried, I been tested, God my witness.
Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.
Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.
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Here we have our handsome friend Ambient modelling one of our new shirts and flat-bill caps! 😎
The online store opens for business on September 19th! ✨
shop.blueprintcostumes.com
🎨 designed by @kaomoro.bsky.social
The online store opens for business on September 19th! ✨
shop.blueprintcostumes.com
🎨 designed by @kaomoro.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Here we have our handsome friend Ambient modelling one of our new shirts and flat-bill caps! 😎
The online store opens for business on September 19th! ✨
shop.blueprintcostumes.com
🎨 designed by @kaomoro.bsky.social
The online store opens for business on September 19th! ✨
shop.blueprintcostumes.com
🎨 designed by @kaomoro.bsky.social
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Le sad we can’t be at beach party this weekend ;-; but I hope everyone has a blast!! Miss everyone <3
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Le sad we can’t be at beach party this weekend ;-; but I hope everyone has a blast!! Miss everyone <3
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hummingbird
I know that’s our time
But stay on
Stay on, stay on with me
I know that’s our time
But stay on
Stay on, stay on with me
October 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM
hummingbird
I know that’s our time
But stay on
Stay on, stay on with me
I know that’s our time
But stay on
Stay on, stay on with me
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This will be fun to do between drawings to distract from the horrors. I’ll answer for each like
September 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This will be fun to do between drawings to distract from the horrors. I’ll answer for each like
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Do not look in your neighbors bowl to see how much they have, but only to make sure they have enough.
August 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do not look in your neighbors bowl to see how much they have, but only to make sure they have enough.
HAPOY BDAY ATOORRRRRR @ator.bsky.social miss you LOTS and I hope you have a very ~JITENSHA~ day! <<<333
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
HAPOY BDAY ATOORRRRRR @ator.bsky.social miss you LOTS and I hope you have a very ~JITENSHA~ day! <<<333
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Could really use an extra boost. Moving has still been taking a toll on us financially.
We've both been missin hours at work and feelin the hurt this week. Still unpacking and making sense of the new space so I haven't been able to work on fursuits.
Sent out the first batch of DogDayz pre-orders
We've both been missin hours at work and feelin the hurt this week. Still unpacking and making sense of the new space so I haven't been able to work on fursuits.
Sent out the first batch of DogDayz pre-orders
I hate asking for help but I am honestly scared out of my mind. I felt like we were finally starting to recover after last years move but this is a gut punch.
gofund.me/42a70eb7
gofund.me/42a70eb7
Donate to Robo & Davis' sudden moving expenses, organized by Robin deMalignon
Helloooo, my name is Robin and I'm doing this GoFundMe for the sudden moving exp… Robin deMalignon needs your support for Robo & Davis' sudden moving expenses
www.gofundme.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Could really use an extra boost. Moving has still been taking a toll on us financially.
We've both been missin hours at work and feelin the hurt this week. Still unpacking and making sense of the new space so I haven't been able to work on fursuits.
Sent out the first batch of DogDayz pre-orders
We've both been missin hours at work and feelin the hurt this week. Still unpacking and making sense of the new space so I haven't been able to work on fursuits.
Sent out the first batch of DogDayz pre-orders
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October 16, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Want to do windsurfing. I’d kill for one of those and a fishing pole and a beer and just be out on the water.
July 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Want to do windsurfing. I’d kill for one of those and a fishing pole and a beer and just be out on the water.