Paracelsus. I will say no more.

Speaks for itself

A million dollars to anyone other than @fugitteinepte.bsky.social that can properly suss out the context of this

Do your colleagues make YOU cool safety swords for the whole department?

If you’ve ever been #sewing and thought “gee, I wish I could see every single pin I own all at once and feel a growing anxiety that I don’t have enough to finish this task,” might I recommend stroking and pinning the gathers on a tiered petticoat?

And nobody asked, but for what it’s worth—the director of the production was born in 1907, and that’s what comes up in the first few results when you search the header on the playbill “John Clein presents Crescendo”

These are the delivery notifications I look forward to (it’s a playbill, not a photo, and it’s from 1946, not 1907… but good try on the part of the seller, I guess).