Taking a lady to our church service and I told her we weren't leaving the building and she was like: "I don't believe you, you're full of it!"

I took a lady's photo for the Facebook page today and I told her, and she goes "I bet it was good!"

Alright confidence! Love that.

Then I showed it to her and she goes, "See, I was behaving." 😂

Also same resident as right before this one has a baby doll and she goes I need to build him a house. And I said a play house? And she goes THE WHITE HOUSE?! And I was like well he'd probably do better than the baby in there now, and my assistant goes he couldn't do any worse!

Had a lady point at another resident (male) and goes is he married? I said yeah he is, and she goes oh, guess you're too late.

Ma'am, I am also married what? 😂

I told a lady to smile for a picture and she goes: "I am smiling, it don't get no bigger than that honey!"

Seven months later... My mom finished this puzzle over the last weekend all by herself 😂

Earlier this week I was chatting with one of my ladies and she said "How old am I?" And I told her she was 94, and she looked at me and goes, "No, I think that I was born in 1994." I said, well I was born in 1994, and she said "Yeah, you're older than me though."

Asked a guy if he was going to finish his plate (had like 6 green beans stacked up in a pile precisely) and he looks at me dead in the eyes and goes "I don't know I'm not to big on beans."

Wow I cannot explain to you how bad the Fritos came out.

Strawberry cheesecake brownies and peanut butter cup Frito brownies.

Yeah kid, me too 🫠