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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish
@sassamifrass.bsky.social
hi, i'm sassa

i get paid to write manuals, sometimes games

they don't pay me to write posts but for some reason i wont stop
this makes me hungry for more pages, even though no one will ever see me eat them

brilliant work, thank you for sharing it
October 21, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Me, a Fool: time for a little work break, I shall solve the Puzzle of the Day and play a lovely song that definitely will just be enjoyable background buzz and not a big red button for Emotion Start.
October 17, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Awww, a little collection of sunshine to keep you company! Hope you get to go home to them very soon now 💛
October 17, 2023 at 2:09 AM
I finished weaning about week ago specifically so I could get back on my meds - now that I'm back at work it's been hard to stay focused. Hoping it's an easy transition back for both of us!
October 13, 2023 at 4:59 PM
She says stir fries and soups allowed only 👀

I feel like attitudes like this were exactly why I started sneaking food as a child.
October 13, 2023 at 12:00 PM
I don't think babies need to be on a low carb diet? Is there something I don't know about bread???
October 13, 2023 at 11:58 AM
it never fails to amaze me how many marketing departments seem to fixate on "how much can we make someone hate being on our website" as their main metric
October 13, 2023 at 11:42 AM
please, how do i equip this
October 13, 2023 at 11:33 AM
DnD alignments sure have evolved a lot in the last decade
October 13, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Oooh, thank you for the tip, I'll have to check them out!
October 13, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Nerve damage is very vintage aesthetic.
October 13, 2023 at 3:14 AM
It all reads like mad libs written by someone who learned English from a 1950s secondary school textbook.
October 12, 2023 at 4:10 PM
everything must be opened for trade.

or placed on her head.

or scrunched.

proud of her (and shifting where I keep my craft scissors).
October 12, 2023 at 1:17 AM
for me, it was "subtle", at age 13
October 10, 2023 at 3:16 PM