SasquatchPatch
sasquatchpatch.bsky.social
SasquatchPatch
@sasquatchpatch.bsky.social
Working towards returning to conservation science as my long-term career goal. BS in Environmental Science and Management.

I love illustration, dancing, percussion, jaw harps, and other things.

Praise “Bob”. Sedate your Gawds.

He/him
In other news, crime in DC is down more than 20% I hear? Better let the president federalize it. That’ll certainly bring crime to -1000%.
August 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don’t think I want him thinking about daughters. I also don’t think I want him to decide what a parent should be able to give to their kids.
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I expect them to find a way to retcon the red saber and pretend it was always the Jedi color.
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This thread of sarcasm brings a wry smile to my face.
March 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You capitulated to their demands and you don’t really get just how out off touch you are. I can’t stand this. Gutless, lost, completely worthless.
March 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Even if he had them he’d figure it out.
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Coverage of dissent sure has become quiet.
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yes!!!
March 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike Johnson doesn’t know what that algorithm is or what it’s doing. Show everyone the metrics, show what they’re trained to look for and how it’s compared to other data. Nothing is found this quickly without error. He’s lying, Elon is lying.
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hell yes Wyden!!! Fuck Trump’s speech! Bring it home, show us how we’re going to answer these big issues, the White House is a domestic enemy right now. We need to make sure our forests are healthy, our water is secure, our residents are supported. 🫀
March 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh he gets it. He just doesn’t care.
March 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM