Scott Schmitz
@saschmitz.bsky.social
Max has your brain bugged.
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Max has your brain bugged.
And now we use it to hold our smartphones.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And now we use it to hold our smartphones.
It's a bit foggy at John Wayne Airport. Have a fish taco.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's a bit foggy at John Wayne Airport. Have a fish taco.
The ignorance is strong with this one.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The ignorance is strong with this one.
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.
August 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.
The key word is Recession.
July 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The key word is Recession.
I’m seeing a psychiatrist to see if this rage can be treated because I seriously want to hurt someone.
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m seeing a psychiatrist to see if this rage can be treated because I seriously want to hurt someone.
Remember your mother saying if you make faces like that you’ll get stuck looking like that.
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember your mother saying if you make faces like that you’ll get stuck looking like that.
The scream you scream when an Agent finds you.
June 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The scream you scream when an Agent finds you.
No trial. No due process. Straight to damnation. “Dead Run”.
June 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No trial. No due process. Straight to damnation. “Dead Run”.
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
That pepple in your shoe must really hurt.
June 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That pepple in your shoe must really hurt.
Are you playing “Midnight Star”?
May 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Are you playing “Midnight Star”?
I did not see myself. I searched my name and received the message “Sorry, but nothing matched your search terms. Please try again with some different keywords.”
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I did not see myself. I searched my name and received the message “Sorry, but nothing matched your search terms. Please try again with some different keywords.”
Having just lost a friend to suicide, I find people don’t express their appreciation until they plant you in the ground.
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Having just lost a friend to suicide, I find people don’t express their appreciation until they plant you in the ground.
Not a fan on In-N-Out. You should visit Pinks.
April 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not a fan on In-N-Out. You should visit Pinks.