Sasch Mayer
@saschmayer.bsky.social
The Disaster Recovery Guy... Veteran Blood & Guts SEO, Serial Entrepreneur.
I fix what others break. Sometimes I make people stop doing things.
I'm not discussing politics on this platform. You can find me in other places for that.
I fix what others break. Sometimes I make people stop doing things.
I'm not discussing politics on this platform. You can find me in other places for that.
Mom drinks light roast coffee... Mom is obviously a psychopath. 🤣
May 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Mom drinks light roast coffee... Mom is obviously a psychopath. 🤣
#FunFact: I contracted for those assholes between 2008 and 2023 and watched Google fall into colossal evil by 2015.
After 2018 I only hung around to be a pain in the arse for them and to criticize them openly until they kicked me out in 2023.
Don't be an accomplice. Push back...
After 2018 I only hung around to be a pain in the arse for them and to criticize them openly until they kicked me out in 2023.
Don't be an accomplice. Push back...
May 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
#FunFact: I contracted for those assholes between 2008 and 2023 and watched Google fall into colossal evil by 2015.
After 2018 I only hung around to be a pain in the arse for them and to criticize them openly until they kicked me out in 2023.
Don't be an accomplice. Push back...
After 2018 I only hung around to be a pain in the arse for them and to criticize them openly until they kicked me out in 2023.
Don't be an accomplice. Push back...
Danny who?
Sullivan... Doesn't ring a bell.
Mind you. That dude looks like that #SearchLiaison fella who runs for the hills every time anyone asks him a question of any substance at all.
Anyways, of course I know who he is.
Here's a little instructional I made about him a couple of years back:
Sullivan... Doesn't ring a bell.
Mind you. That dude looks like that #SearchLiaison fella who runs for the hills every time anyone asks him a question of any substance at all.
Anyways, of course I know who he is.
Here's a little instructional I made about him a couple of years back:
March 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Danny who?
Sullivan... Doesn't ring a bell.
Mind you. That dude looks like that #SearchLiaison fella who runs for the hills every time anyone asks him a question of any substance at all.
Anyways, of course I know who he is.
Here's a little instructional I made about him a couple of years back:
Sullivan... Doesn't ring a bell.
Mind you. That dude looks like that #SearchLiaison fella who runs for the hills every time anyone asks him a question of any substance at all.
Anyways, of course I know who he is.
Here's a little instructional I made about him a couple of years back:
You might want to revisit that whole "mobile phones give you brain tumors" thing... The data on that is frankly damning.
Other than that I eat a dozen plus eggs a week and I'm not afraid of reciprocal links...
Other than that I eat a dozen plus eggs a week and I'm not afraid of reciprocal links...
March 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You might want to revisit that whole "mobile phones give you brain tumors" thing... The data on that is frankly damning.
Other than that I eat a dozen plus eggs a week and I'm not afraid of reciprocal links...
Other than that I eat a dozen plus eggs a week and I'm not afraid of reciprocal links...
I resent LLMs too... I really do.
March 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I resent LLMs too... I really do.
March 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#FunFact: There's been NO #FreePress in almost a hundred years.
March 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#FunFact: There's been NO #FreePress in almost a hundred years.
"at this point"...? 🤣
March 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"at this point"...? 🤣
I'd prefer a "World without Bankers."
March 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'd prefer a "World without Bankers."
Anyways... you were saying something about wanting to give me money? 😉
March 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Anyways... you were saying something about wanting to give me money? 😉
I can totally see this platform's role as a companion to Linkedin, not least because - let's face it - Linkedin's tech is medieval, with so many core functionalities still absent even after 22 years.
You'd think by now someone would have gone "Let's rebuild this fothermucker, because it's shit."
You'd think by now someone would have gone "Let's rebuild this fothermucker, because it's shit."
March 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can totally see this platform's role as a companion to Linkedin, not least because - let's face it - Linkedin's tech is medieval, with so many core functionalities still absent even after 22 years.
You'd think by now someone would have gone "Let's rebuild this fothermucker, because it's shit."
You'd think by now someone would have gone "Let's rebuild this fothermucker, because it's shit."
Speaking of which... Wanna take my "Super Secret SEO Sauce," course, jointly developed with Brad Cutts, Matt's brother?
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March 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Speaking of which... Wanna take my "Super Secret SEO Sauce," course, jointly developed with Brad Cutts, Matt's brother?
Only ninety nine ninety nine ninety nine!
Only ninety nine ninety nine ninety nine!
That's like saying "This coffee is too strong."
It's a nonsensical statement from the ground up.
It's a nonsensical statement from the ground up.
March 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That's like saying "This coffee is too strong."
It's a nonsensical statement from the ground up.
It's a nonsensical statement from the ground up.
This platform has turned into a sad little echo chamber with a side of pitch-fest.
What you're experiencing is thelocal version of ad-blindness...
What you're experiencing is thelocal version of ad-blindness...
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This platform has turned into a sad little echo chamber with a side of pitch-fest.
What you're experiencing is thelocal version of ad-blindness...
What you're experiencing is thelocal version of ad-blindness...
I keep forgetting about bloody Grok when I do stuff like this.
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I keep forgetting about bloody Grok when I do stuff like this.
You've peaked my curiosity.
What #GenerativeAI?
This is #Gabby, #Firefly, #MicrosoftImageGenerator*
* No guarantees are made as to this clunky piece of sh*t platform getting the images in the right order. 😉
What #GenerativeAI?
This is #Gabby, #Firefly, #MicrosoftImageGenerator*
* No guarantees are made as to this clunky piece of sh*t platform getting the images in the right order. 😉
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You've peaked my curiosity.
What #GenerativeAI?
This is #Gabby, #Firefly, #MicrosoftImageGenerator*
* No guarantees are made as to this clunky piece of sh*t platform getting the images in the right order. 😉
What #GenerativeAI?
This is #Gabby, #Firefly, #MicrosoftImageGenerator*
* No guarantees are made as to this clunky piece of sh*t platform getting the images in the right order. 😉
Who's the bigger idiot?
Trump or Starmer?
Trump or Starmer?
March 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Who's the bigger idiot?
Trump or Starmer?
Trump or Starmer?
Nah. I just steal 'em. 😉
February 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nah. I just steal 'em. 😉