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Sasch Mayer
@saschmayer.bsky.social
The Disaster Recovery Guy... Veteran Blood & Guts SEO, Serial Entrepreneur.

I fix what others break. Sometimes I make people stop doing things.

I'm not discussing politics on this platform. You can find me in other places for that.

#FunFact: I contracted for those assholes between 2008 and 2023 and watched Google fall into colossal evil by 2015.

After 2018 I only hung around to be a pain in the arse for them and to criticize them openly until they kicked me out in 2023.

Don't be an accomplice. Push back...
May 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Danny who?

Sullivan... Doesn't ring a bell.

Mind you. That dude looks like that #SearchLiaison fella who runs for the hills every time anyone asks him a question of any substance at all.

Anyways, of course I know who he is.

Here's a little instructional I made about him a couple of years back:
March 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Serious question...
March 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
How's my favorite nest of political correctness today?
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
#PSA: Mis-Attribution of quote source does not vitiate its meaning:

#ImageUnrelated:
March 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How many people here are still locked and loaded into the "Left/Right" paradigm?

Ah... OK...

[platform still lacks basic reply/poll functionality]

Er...

OK, so if you're still "Our guy vs their guy" maybe examine your decision-making paradigm.

#JustSayin
March 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You've peaked my curiosity.

What #GenerativeAI?

This is #Gabby, #Firefly, #MicrosoftImageGenerator*

* No guarantees are made as to this clunky piece of sh*t platform getting the images in the right order. 😉
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Left without comment...
March 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Nah. I just steal 'em. 😉
February 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Okidoke...
February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
February 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That's never an 87.

I've seen far messier than that.

Even this is barely a 93:
February 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nah mate...
February 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#CatPicture of the Week!
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've honestly not laughed this much in months!

#SoundOn
February 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It doesn't look like a crown. It looks like a tooth.

Also, crowns are supposed to be worn on your head, not in your mouth.

You must look very silly.
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
#RadicalIdea: #LawEnforcement offices should not look like middle schools.

And also:
February 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Daily checkup on IRE-land...

Random thought of the moment: Nothing is on fire. Fire is ON things.
January 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Daily checkup on the bile bucket.

It's January 29th 2025 and Trump is still president...

Thought of the moment: If they made shoes with really sticky soles, litter in the street wouldn't be such a huge problem.
January 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Daily checkup on the Hate Chamber.

How y'all doing?

Here's a thought: "If the moon-landing was real, explain this."
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How's my favorite seething cauldron of bile today? 🤣

Maybe take heed of the ancient Sufi wisdom.
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Whyever not?
January 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How's my favorite "Bubbling Cauldron of Hatred" today? 🤣

Here's a #GIF to cheer you all up.
January 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
January 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM