Dr. SaRxcasm
sarxcasticrph.bsky.social
Dr. SaRxcasm
@sarxcasticrph.bsky.social
Retail PharmD in the Midwest. Fluent in sarcasm. Mental Health/AuDHD. Crafting, baking, reading when I have the energy. Screaming into the void. Views my own. She/Her.
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
✨️
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not bad for my first time making puff pastry & orejas. Definitely needed a little more but still crunchy

Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Breakfast cookies & first loaf out, 1 more to go. First time using this recipe, we'll see how it turns out. I am impatiently waiting for it to cool
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Instead of issuing a statement disavowing the connection, she once again uses a marginalized group or person to stand up for her.

Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Happy Hispanics heritage month! Made my favorite Polvorones (aka Mexican orange zest shortbread cookies)
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🤞 Taylor Swifts next launch fails hilariously and she'scancelled. Bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE RELEASED A NAZI NECKLACE?

This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Saturday fit check, felt cute

Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Healthcare for me, but none for thee
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
*shudders in pharmacist running for the acetylcysteine*
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Currently obsessed with velvet nails. Also accidentally did omeprazole 20 colors and didn't realize it until I saw the junk mail I was using to protect the table 😂
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Happy fall y'all! A little zen for your day

I'd also like to apologize to the neighbors for all the leaves about to blow onto their property 😂
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ADHD item blindness: I walked past this at least 2 times bc I was looking for a closed red box 🤦🏽‍♀️
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Was gonna make a Rapture week joke about my blister, but my sis probz won't find it as funny as I do

So y'all get it Bluesky
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
First time making tofu for when meat gives me the ick.

Didn't have cornstarch so its not very crispy, but I just used garlic, soy, honey, and hot honey and the flavor is 💯
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am also riding the dinner struggle bus today #girldinner
September 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Post mental health jog snack. There's peanut butter in there so I'm counting it as protein 😂
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well maybe we should!
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
September 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Did 1 coat of paint on deck and then the weather decided "I think the fuck not". So we'll get to the second coat eventually when it stops raining
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
TT influenced me to make butter swim biscuits
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Someone is salty he's not allowed on the couch until he's dry
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The number of zip ties on this laundry shelving is unnecessary
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM