Dr. SaRxcasm
@sarxcasticrph.bsky.social
Retail PharmD in the Midwest. Fluent in sarcasm. Mental Health/AuDHD. Crafting, baking, reading when I have the energy. Screaming into the void. Views my own. She/Her.
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
Not bad for my first time making puff pastry & orejas. Definitely needed a little more but still crunchy
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not bad for my first time making puff pastry & orejas. Definitely needed a little more but still crunchy
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Breakfast cookies & first loaf out, 1 more to go. First time using this recipe, we'll see how it turns out. I am impatiently waiting for it to cool
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Breakfast cookies & first loaf out, 1 more to go. First time using this recipe, we'll see how it turns out. I am impatiently waiting for it to cool
Instead of issuing a statement disavowing the connection, she once again uses a marginalized group or person to stand up for her.
Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.
Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Instead of issuing a statement disavowing the connection, she once again uses a marginalized group or person to stand up for her.
Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.
Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.
Happy Hispanics heritage month! Made my favorite Polvorones (aka Mexican orange zest shortbread cookies)
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Happy Hispanics heritage month! Made my favorite Polvorones (aka Mexican orange zest shortbread cookies)
🤞 Taylor Swifts next launch fails hilariously and she'scancelled. Bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE RELEASED A NAZI NECKLACE?
This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them
This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🤞 Taylor Swifts next launch fails hilariously and she'scancelled. Bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE RELEASED A NAZI NECKLACE?
This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them
This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them
Saturday fit check, felt cute
Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy
Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Saturday fit check, felt cute
Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy
Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy
Healthcare for me, but none for thee
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Healthcare for me, but none for thee
*shudders in pharmacist running for the acetylcysteine*
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*shudders in pharmacist running for the acetylcysteine*
Currently obsessed with velvet nails. Also accidentally did omeprazole 20 colors and didn't realize it until I saw the junk mail I was using to protect the table 😂
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Currently obsessed with velvet nails. Also accidentally did omeprazole 20 colors and didn't realize it until I saw the junk mail I was using to protect the table 😂
Happy fall y'all! A little zen for your day
I'd also like to apologize to the neighbors for all the leaves about to blow onto their property 😂
I'd also like to apologize to the neighbors for all the leaves about to blow onto their property 😂
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy fall y'all! A little zen for your day
I'd also like to apologize to the neighbors for all the leaves about to blow onto their property 😂
I'd also like to apologize to the neighbors for all the leaves about to blow onto their property 😂
ADHD item blindness: I walked past this at least 2 times bc I was looking for a closed red box 🤦🏽♀️
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ADHD item blindness: I walked past this at least 2 times bc I was looking for a closed red box 🤦🏽♀️
Was gonna make a Rapture week joke about my blister, but my sis probz won't find it as funny as I do
So y'all get it Bluesky
So y'all get it Bluesky
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Was gonna make a Rapture week joke about my blister, but my sis probz won't find it as funny as I do
So y'all get it Bluesky
So y'all get it Bluesky
First time making tofu for when meat gives me the ick.
Didn't have cornstarch so its not very crispy, but I just used garlic, soy, honey, and hot honey and the flavor is 💯
Didn't have cornstarch so its not very crispy, but I just used garlic, soy, honey, and hot honey and the flavor is 💯
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
First time making tofu for when meat gives me the ick.
Didn't have cornstarch so its not very crispy, but I just used garlic, soy, honey, and hot honey and the flavor is 💯
Didn't have cornstarch so its not very crispy, but I just used garlic, soy, honey, and hot honey and the flavor is 💯
I am also riding the dinner struggle bus today #girldinner
September 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am also riding the dinner struggle bus today #girldinner
Post mental health jog snack. There's peanut butter in there so I'm counting it as protein 😂
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Post mental health jog snack. There's peanut butter in there so I'm counting it as protein 😂
Well maybe we should!
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well maybe we should!
September 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Did 1 coat of paint on deck and then the weather decided "I think the fuck not". So we'll get to the second coat eventually when it stops raining
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did 1 coat of paint on deck and then the weather decided "I think the fuck not". So we'll get to the second coat eventually when it stops raining
TT influenced me to make butter swim biscuits
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
TT influenced me to make butter swim biscuits
Someone is salty he's not allowed on the couch until he's dry
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Someone is salty he's not allowed on the couch until he's dry
The number of zip ties on this laundry shelving is unnecessary
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The number of zip ties on this laundry shelving is unnecessary