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Sarsaparilla Sam
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I’m just a felt cowboy with a hand up my keister, why are you listening to me? I’m so next level I’m gender plasmic. I occasionally write stuff at https://thesarsaparillakid.com/
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Not a nightmare! More of this please...
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Back in my day we used to be able to call those white tank top shirts either wife beaters or Italian napkins. Now because of PC run amok we’re not allowed to say one of those anymore but I don’t know which one.
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I’m not a superstitious person so I don’t really make wishes, but the other reason I don’t is just in case it turns out to be one of those Monkey’s Paw type wishes.
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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A short thread on what refusal to comply can look like, with specifics, examples, and ideas for what the future may hold.

Actually IDK if it's gonna be short, but it's gonna be specific, so read on if you're curious.
November 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Finally getting around to NG+ on Dead Island 2. Mainly in it for the revenant hunting. Got Hellfire and The Maw so far. Actually, The Maw was easier than the NG+ version of the construction site foreman. Cheesed em both with hornet bombs from a safe distance. Ain’t too proud to cheese.
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
If you somehow got too close to a magnetar, it would rip away all the electrons in your atoms and leave you as a cloud of ions. That’s going out with style, there.
November 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I grew up in the golden age of children’s television

youtu.be/PYNjL9_rCJc
Melissa Manchester - Don't cry out loud
YouTube video by Stuckon70sAgain
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October 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
The Great Replacement theory should be about batteries. We all need to replace those from time to time, don’t we?
June 23, 2024 at 4:34 AM
If you think about it, there are no problems that Thunderdome can’t solve.
June 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Some of my favorite arcade cabinet art
May 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I’m trying to defeat the optional bosses as Terra in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep Final Mix… these guys are assholes.
May 25, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The top three languages in the world are:
3. Finnish
2. Afrikaans
1. Welsh

Honorable mention: Xhosa
May 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
A real American hero

youtu.be/bfvkezmcDog?...
Super Sam
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May 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The first Superman comic I ever bought was the one where he shuts down a WC Fields looking con man who was selling protection medallions on the street. Superman wasn’t too proud to take on small jobs like that.
May 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My biggest regret in life is never having had the opportunity to try Ripple wine or quaaludes. Or more accurately, Ripple wine AND quaaludes.
May 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM