sarmenti.bsky.social
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BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Keighley is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Reblag to cuck me nasty
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Lilith 🦇
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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lembrando de um amigo meu falando que fica claro que pessoas que falam "em" ao invés de "hein" não tiveram acesso a revistas da turma da mônica, a maior escola brasileira de onomatopéias
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Hero age play: mommy brought you nuggets while you were coloring on the floor!!!

Dark age play: Daddy unbuckled his belt

Final age play: the truth of 50 years ago is revealed to you
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Morricia🦇
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Oda author note: What if a man ate the milk milk fruit and could breast feed

Hokazono author note: I have reached 300 films on my letterbox

Araki author note: so I’ve been really getting into Ice Spice lately
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server.

So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.

Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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What Terry should have looked like in tag team frenzy

(Drawpile doodle themed "wolf")
August 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Had the most insane dream of the last 5 years of my life, I need to share this:
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Pinto muito duro que levanta a saia e encharca calcinha curtiu seu post
August 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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apex predator (who will feed you sweet tea)
August 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Ankha🍖
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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ELVISH CHARLES BARKLEY: they got them big ol women in orc city
SHAQ: [COUGHS UP LUNG] [KNOCKS OVER TANKARD OF MEAD]
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Samus Aran
c o m m
July 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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- Shermie -
July 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A Nightbug from @error0000.bsky.social thank you so much!!!!
July 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Leona 💪
July 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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see I like comboing those and here's my personal sales pitch
July 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The horniest guy you’ve ever met: actually if you think about it it’s kind of misogynistic and cowardly that they didn’t make the horse girls 8 feet tall and muscular and weigh 1000 lbs
July 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM