Sheena
@sarky-sheena.bsky.social
Clumsy, underachiever, occasional drunk, goes to pets at home for a cheap day out.
Can Colour in between the lines & Illustrates for @thelifeofsharks.com
Can Colour in between the lines & Illustrates for @thelifeofsharks.com
“No cunnilingus today, Darling, that’s scheduled for Monday after University Challenge”
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“No cunnilingus today, Darling, that’s scheduled for Monday after University Challenge”
I was looking through the visitors book in the church.
Fuck off Nigel, you c*nt.
Fuck off Nigel, you c*nt.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I was looking through the visitors book in the church.
Fuck off Nigel, you c*nt.
Fuck off Nigel, you c*nt.
When you leave the hairdressers and google the definition of ‘trim’ because you’re sure that’s what you asked for.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When you leave the hairdressers and google the definition of ‘trim’ because you’re sure that’s what you asked for.
Your Dad uses giant chalks to draw flags onto roundabouts.
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Your Dad uses giant chalks to draw flags onto roundabouts.
That one colleague at work, who always looks busy but is achieving nothing.
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That one colleague at work, who always looks busy but is achieving nothing.
Might not be a bad thing
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Might not be a bad thing
When your Dad asked AI to generate a photo of him with a big cock.
August 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When your Dad asked AI to generate a photo of him with a big cock.
One day you’re young and cool, the next, you’re bagging up your vitamins into little drug dealer bags.
July 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
One day you’re young and cool, the next, you’re bagging up your vitamins into little drug dealer bags.
I’m not sure what lead to this, but AliExpress is recommending me a treatment so I can look like Teen Wolf.
July 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I’m not sure what lead to this, but AliExpress is recommending me a treatment so I can look like Teen Wolf.
I asked my daughter what she was looking at, she pointed to the roof and said “I’m looking for Uranus”
I’m so proud of her.
I’m so proud of her.
July 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I asked my daughter what she was looking at, she pointed to the roof and said “I’m looking for Uranus”
I’m so proud of her.
I’m so proud of her.
When you’re playing Monopoly with your cow and find it sneaking money from the bank.
July 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When you’re playing Monopoly with your cow and find it sneaking money from the bank.
I felt weirdly drawn to this.
July 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I felt weirdly drawn to this.
I’m no medical expert, but I think it might be a little late for that.
June 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’m no medical expert, but I think it might be a little late for that.
Six years single, I don’t think there’s any come back from this.
If you need me, I’ll be hanging about outside the cat shelter.
If you need me, I’ll be hanging about outside the cat shelter.
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Six years single, I don’t think there’s any come back from this.
If you need me, I’ll be hanging about outside the cat shelter.
If you need me, I’ll be hanging about outside the cat shelter.
How your ex describes you vs. your current partner
May 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How your ex describes you vs. your current partner
Smelly Balls, the ‘Summer Fun’ we never knew we needed.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Smelly Balls, the ‘Summer Fun’ we never knew we needed.
I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted the Birmingham Bin Strike.
April 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted the Birmingham Bin Strike.
I got a free Sports Direct Mug with my order.
Now I have to fill it with wine to see how much this unit holds.
Now I have to fill it with wine to see how much this unit holds.
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I got a free Sports Direct Mug with my order.
Now I have to fill it with wine to see how much this unit holds.
Now I have to fill it with wine to see how much this unit holds.
Dunelm putting in a solid 10%.
“You said you wanted it painted, you didn’t say all over”
“You said you wanted it painted, you didn’t say all over”
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dunelm putting in a solid 10%.
“You said you wanted it painted, you didn’t say all over”
“You said you wanted it painted, you didn’t say all over”
Unfortunately, as I forgot to pencil on my eyebrows today, it means I’m going to have to find another way of letting people know that I am shocked.
February 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Unfortunately, as I forgot to pencil on my eyebrows today, it means I’m going to have to find another way of letting people know that I am shocked.
M&S should rebrand to S&M for Valentine’s Day.
January 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
M&S should rebrand to S&M for Valentine’s Day.
Warning, don’t put toast on babies heads, cats however, are fine.
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Warning, don’t put toast on babies heads, cats however, are fine.
Terrible name, Finger Blast would have been much better.
December 7, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Terrible name, Finger Blast would have been much better.