saricima (she/her)
@saricima.bsky.social
Beloved ne'er do well, chancla enthusiast, possible deity, probable idiot, slippery when wet.
It's 240 am and I'm starting The Lord of the Rings extended edition.
April 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It's 240 am and I'm starting The Lord of the Rings extended edition.
My niece kind of made an accidental siphon with her juice box. My mom started freaking out about it going everywhere. There was panic, and it wasn't mine (or the kid's) Hilarious.
April 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My niece kind of made an accidental siphon with her juice box. My mom started freaking out about it going everywhere. There was panic, and it wasn't mine (or the kid's) Hilarious.
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Imagine if you shared a post for a transgender organization and that was a jab to the red side. People would share and share. Power bill is due at our shelter and we can’t pay it boost
PP blacktranstexas
C $bttconnection
#media #mutualaid #trans #transtexas #blacktranstexas #viral #boost #bluesky
PP blacktranstexas
C $bttconnection
#media #mutualaid #trans #transtexas #blacktranstexas #viral #boost #bluesky
April 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Imagine if you shared a post for a transgender organization and that was a jab to the red side. People would share and share. Power bill is due at our shelter and we can’t pay it boost
PP blacktranstexas
C $bttconnection
#media #mutualaid #trans #transtexas #blacktranstexas #viral #boost #bluesky
PP blacktranstexas
C $bttconnection
#media #mutualaid #trans #transtexas #blacktranstexas #viral #boost #bluesky
I just found a bottle of old nail polish. It is yellow. I bought it after seeing it in a magazine on a person with similar skin tone. It looked like I had toenail fungus. I only wore it once for a few hours. 💋
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I just found a bottle of old nail polish. It is yellow. I bought it after seeing it in a magazine on a person with similar skin tone. It looked like I had toenail fungus. I only wore it once for a few hours. 💋
I love the way we have a proper word for fucking something up- ablation. Just go in there, and fuck it up so much that it fixes the problem. Love it 🥰
April 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I love the way we have a proper word for fucking something up- ablation. Just go in there, and fuck it up so much that it fixes the problem. Love it 🥰
Fantasizing about falling asleep within 30 minutes and waking up feeling like I've slept.
I've done it before, but that phase of my life wasn't good for my body or mind.
I've done it before, but that phase of my life wasn't good for my body or mind.
April 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Fantasizing about falling asleep within 30 minutes and waking up feeling like I've slept.
I've done it before, but that phase of my life wasn't good for my body or mind.
I've done it before, but that phase of my life wasn't good for my body or mind.
Some guy tipped me the other day.
He said, "Take your kids to Sonic".
It was so weird and specific.
I don't even have any kids.
I can't stop thinking about it. 😂
He said, "Take your kids to Sonic".
It was so weird and specific.
I don't even have any kids.
I can't stop thinking about it. 😂
April 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Some guy tipped me the other day.
He said, "Take your kids to Sonic".
It was so weird and specific.
I don't even have any kids.
I can't stop thinking about it. 😂
He said, "Take your kids to Sonic".
It was so weird and specific.
I don't even have any kids.
I can't stop thinking about it. 😂
Others say they feel much better after they cry.
I don't.
My head is pounding. My face gets puffy and red. My breathing gets kind of shuddery. I'm nauseous.
Such bullshit
I don't.
My head is pounding. My face gets puffy and red. My breathing gets kind of shuddery. I'm nauseous.
Such bullshit
April 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Others say they feel much better after they cry.
I don't.
My head is pounding. My face gets puffy and red. My breathing gets kind of shuddery. I'm nauseous.
Such bullshit
I don't.
My head is pounding. My face gets puffy and red. My breathing gets kind of shuddery. I'm nauseous.
Such bullshit
Think I could find a partner with a fetish for giving amazing back rubs?
We would also need a conversation about thermostat temperatures.
😘
We would also need a conversation about thermostat temperatures.
😘
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Think I could find a partner with a fetish for giving amazing back rubs?
We would also need a conversation about thermostat temperatures.
😘
We would also need a conversation about thermostat temperatures.
😘
Testicles (pronounced like Heracles) is proof against intelligent design
April 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Testicles (pronounced like Heracles) is proof against intelligent design
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I need spanx but for my attitude really gotta shape that up when I’m out in public
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I need spanx but for my attitude really gotta shape that up when I’m out in public
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
The horizontal part of this evening has started early.
March 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The horizontal part of this evening has started early.
Mediocre men love each other. That is why Catcher in the Rye is still in print.
March 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Mediocre men love each other. That is why Catcher in the Rye is still in print.
Is happiness a form of stupidity?
I feel like every time I've been happy it was just being oblivious to something fucked up.
I feel like every time I've been happy it was just being oblivious to something fucked up.
March 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Is happiness a form of stupidity?
I feel like every time I've been happy it was just being oblivious to something fucked up.
I feel like every time I've been happy it was just being oblivious to something fucked up.
I'm making s'mores for the first time in forever.
February 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm making s'mores for the first time in forever.
Maybe I will get deported to a proper country
January 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Maybe I will get deported to a proper country
I'd like to think I'm a simple person, but I just rubbed 8 different serums, potions, and creams into my skin. And then there's the pillow spray. Is that a lot? It seems like a lot.
January 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I'd like to think I'm a simple person, but I just rubbed 8 different serums, potions, and creams into my skin. And then there's the pillow spray. Is that a lot? It seems like a lot.
I put some garlic in leftover pickle juice six months ago.
They're delicious with cashews.
There was also a couple of hamburger dill chips left in there that were really good too.
They're delicious with cashews.
There was also a couple of hamburger dill chips left in there that were really good too.
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I put some garlic in leftover pickle juice six months ago.
They're delicious with cashews.
There was also a couple of hamburger dill chips left in there that were really good too.
They're delicious with cashews.
There was also a couple of hamburger dill chips left in there that were really good too.
I'm thinking of not watching the inauguration, because I think we could starve that guy of attention.
But I want to watch because maybe it will be assassinated.
What to do, what to do???
But I want to watch because maybe it will be assassinated.
What to do, what to do???
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm thinking of not watching the inauguration, because I think we could starve that guy of attention.
But I want to watch because maybe it will be assassinated.
What to do, what to do???
But I want to watch because maybe it will be assassinated.
What to do, what to do???
Past me left a bottle of water for present me. Nice.
Sometimes that dumb bitch comes through!
Sometimes that dumb bitch comes through!
January 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Past me left a bottle of water for present me. Nice.
Sometimes that dumb bitch comes through!
Sometimes that dumb bitch comes through!
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social It's giving... tree? up? a shit?
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 PM
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social It's giving... tree? up? a shit?
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social den mothers of iniquity
December 9, 2024 at 1:18 PM
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social den mothers of iniquity
I'm going to try Duolingo again. Begin at the beginning!
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 AM
I'm going to try Duolingo again. Begin at the beginning!