All a man really needs (Though an xbox or playstation would be nice as well)

100%? I'm at a loss for words so for now you get "Damn!"

Bravo! Bravo! Finally, someone gets it!

I could see it being good but no one will be beating Hallie Berry

Depending on whos, either a great way to die or one of the worst

Betrayal! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

No, bald is "Fuck you, get a wig. Your hair sucked anyways, we are running out of things to close. Unless of course you wanna pay for premium?"

"Sorry pal, we're workin on your back. If you want dye you have to pay for premium."

Hi Bagel, this is Cas

Annoying? Thats dope as shit! Good job, it looks great!

Love what your doing here! Good job! Keep it up!

Because hes a sparkly vampire *sparkle* *sparkle*
He will always be known as the sparkly vampire
Thats the role he is and will always be, no one will let him forget that he did that

So your telling me The Winter Soldiers role model is sparkly vampire boy from Twilight?

Nah, but it'll help with the water bill

I guarantee someone just read that and felt part of their soul die. They just read it and went "Am I that old already?". Yes, yes you are.

Listen, I consider myself republican for the most part. I dont like to talk about politics because of the way things are today and because the wrong opinion can get you wiped off the face of the internet but when did Elon Musk become the human Disney? Hes buying everything goddamn!

Deadpool executes the jokes better and also Ryan Reynolds. Need I say more? He's marvel jesus as he says. Just saying

A reverse X-Men. They're all just normal dudes going through a mid-life crisis. What? Oh, right. Mystery men exists