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a lovely evening to you all, and a merry fuckyousmas to Harry Kane
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
a lovely evening to you all, and a merry fuckyousmas to Harry Kane
we signed this man and stopped having to watch #5 in the same window, don’t TELL ME god isn’t good
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
we signed this man and stopped having to watch #5 in the same window, don’t TELL ME god isn’t good
I don’t know what it is about this Guinness but its holdup play is excellent and I miss it very much
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don’t know what it is about this Guinness but its holdup play is excellent and I miss it very much
we are quickly approaching Back
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
we are quickly approaching Back
Jessica Berman I know you had a hand in this
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Jessica Berman I know you had a hand in this
let me just say, it’s early, but it is LOUD in here lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
let me just say, it’s early, but it is LOUD in here lol
really cool that Kaitlin Olson was able to make it today
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
really cool that Kaitlin Olson was able to make it today
Old Man Yells At Cloud moment but “8pm ET kickoff” followed by “it’s 8:12 and we’re still an ad break away from the national anthem” is such a pet peeve of mine
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Old Man Yells At Cloud moment but “8pm ET kickoff” followed by “it’s 8:12 and we’re still an ad break away from the national anthem” is such a pet peeve of mine
this is the John Brown Good Luck Checkpoint. say “go spirit” for John Brown to give you 90 minutes of good luck against those perfidious Gothamites
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this is the John Brown Good Luck Checkpoint. say “go spirit” for John Brown to give you 90 minutes of good luck against those perfidious Gothamites
begging your third finest pardon?
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
begging your third finest pardon?
week two, we won a second espresso maker
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
week two, we won a second espresso maker
“wait but who was Keyser Söze?”
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“wait but who was Keyser Söze?”
Josh “This Is A Group Assignment, Why Am I Doing All The Work” Allen
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Josh “This Is A Group Assignment, Why Am I Doing All The Work” Allen
I love this team so fucking much it hurts, man
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love this team so fucking much it hurts, man
WE WANT IT ALL
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
WE WANT IT ALL
a deeply unfortunate place to be reading this news tbh
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
a deeply unfortunate place to be reading this news tbh
we love to see it
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
we love to see it
Just heard someone on their way back down from this PACKED standing section and say in front of god and everyone “I mean we did get here at 12:20” and I pray we would all have such introspection
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just heard someone on their way back down from this PACKED standing section and say in front of god and everyone “I mean we did get here at 12:20” and I pray we would all have such introspection
another week another NWSL officiating howler
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
another week another NWSL officiating howler
Pondering the Playoff Orb
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pondering the Playoff Orb
as both a pats fan and a Henderson fantasy manager, can I just say
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
as both a pats fan and a Henderson fantasy manager, can I just say
walking into trivia night and walking out with a $600 espresso maker our team has to figure out how to split, now featuring a trophy lift
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
walking into trivia night and walking out with a $600 espresso maker our team has to figure out how to split, now featuring a trophy lift
Kim Davis pack in the AIRRRRR
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kim Davis pack in the AIRRRRR