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DMV // The Arsenal, Washington Spirit, Carolina Hurricanes, other stuff maybe // 🟥🟪🟦
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January 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Aaron Rodgers holds the NFL record for consecutive passes without an interception: 402

The Jets faced 515 pass attempts this season and came away with zero picks
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
they did what when and how?
a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
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January 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
lmao get fucked
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
you are, and I mean this literally, not figuratively, pulling my leg
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Declan Rice I pour honey on you my goat
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
(whispering into my elbow) ooh that was clean
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
a full hockey line change let’s GO
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
RICE RICE BABY
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mission Accomplished 🫡
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
lads, it’s Tot- I mean Kavanagh
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
*stop relying on Chris Kavanagh to make the right call dumbass*
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Reposted
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States involvement in regime change - Wikipedia
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January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
and it won’t get recorded as an assist but excellent work by Noni there
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
had to be him 6️⃣
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
my second beer is gonna need to turn into my fifth sooner than expected at this rate
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
oh super when has Chris Kavanagh officiating this fixture ever ended badly
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Wolves finally getting a win?
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
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January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
it’s always and forever THWG
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
and a happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
starting the year off right
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
this big band ‘30s NYE event I’m at feels spiritually like a recession indicator. happy new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
December 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what a wonderful evening 🔴⚪️
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM