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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a four panel black and white comic. Panel one shows a cat sitting. There are little blurbs pointing to different parts of the cat, such as "heightened eyesight" , "sharp fangs", "sharp claws", "heightened hearing", "agile stream lined body", "powerful legs" Panel two shows the cat once again with faded images of lions behind it, the text reading "A true predator, master hunter. Related to beasts and kings. A dangerous carnivore." The third panel shows a person holding their cat like a baby, taking a deep breath, before shoving their face into the cats belly in the fourth panel like a stuffed animal.
May 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
May 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a six panel black and white comic. In panel one it shows a human excitedly saying "Dog!! Dog!!" It then cuts to the second panel to show a slobbery, happy dog, with the words "Human! Human!" beside it to indicate it's thought. The third panel shows the same human looking at a cat, whose tail is raising and fluffed. The human is saying "Kitty!! Kitty!!" to then cut to the next panel, showing the cat running off, once again with the words "Human! Human" above it The fifth panel features an angry looking goose with sharp teeth, the words "Human! Human!!" beside it. The last panel shows the human again, this time running from the angry geese, going "SHIT, SHIT"
April 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
another classic for bluesky
The image is a six panel black and white comic. The first panel shows a person at their desk, saying "I don't know if I should post this art. Who would even want to see it?" to themselves. The next panel features another person bursting through the door behind them. The third panels shows this new person shoving the other one to the side as they slam the enter key on their keyboard, showing the art to be posted in the next panel. The fifth panel then shows the same person firmly pressing against their phone as if entering in a post. The post is shown on the last panel, with a comment on the art stating "I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U"
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
YEAH I LIKE AI
(A)rtist's
(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
When you are constantly "the bigger person", you may end up surrounded by small people
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
True love is enjoying life and existence and rejoicing that others can do the same for themselves
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
FINALLY I can post the french Cancan on Bluesky!!
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
DA BIRBS DA BIRBS DA BIRBS R ON FIRE
March 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
Anyway they have access to plenty of calcium. I have a dish of crushed oyster shells and grit in there for them, and I give them vegetables too
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
9/12 of the eggs have hatched. One more has pipped and another one of rocking. The last one I have suspected all along wouldn't turn out. But not a bad hatch rate from some eggs I ordered online during a crazy cold snap!
February 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
I WANNA KNOW WHO IS LAYING THEM
February 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
technically speaking it's no longer doomscrolling if you scroll with a corndog. not many people know this
February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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xycron.tv
This may be the best thing I've read working at Emkay
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
Too busy thinking bout the Hat Man

And I ain't got time for nothing elllllse
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
The second batch of quails to hatch have a completely different culture than the first. This group is like bunch of orphans from London with shivs saying OY and calling me a daft cunt every time I bring then fresh water
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
I have named allow the quails from the first hatch now(they are 7 weeks old)

We have:
Birbus
Fabio
Vegeta
Swanson
Blanch
Goldie
Cocoa
The Librarian
Johnny
Brenda
BTGGF(big tiddy goth gf)
Lydia
Snape
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
Gonna introduce myself to everyone on my street this spring by going door to door and handing out a dozen quail eggs and a business card
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
What driving feels like
The image is a six panel comic. The first panel shows two cars on the road next to each other. The next panel shows the person who is driving the smaller car, a thought bubble above their head reads "Oh! My exit is coming up! I'll use my turn signal so the person next to me knows I need to merge" The third panel shows the cars turn signal blinking from the point of view of the other driver. The fourth panel shows the other car speeding up to match the speed of the other car, preventing it from merging. The next panel features the man driving the other car yelling " K*** YOURSELF" The last panel shows the other driver looking over, completely gobsmacked.
March 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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goobalicious.bsky.social
Set that bitch to "wumbo"
February 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sardonicrose.bsky.social
‼️TRAGEDY STRIKES‼️
I dropped my entire plate of sushi that I just bought and lost ALL of them :(( #sushi
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
sardonicrose.bsky.social
Today is NOT my day:
-Bit my tongue REAL hard
-Did my taxes
-Set my kitchen on fire
A white plastic cutting board is inside a stainless steel sink. The cutting board is scorched and partially melted. A porcelain plate is seen in the background, within the sink.
February 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
sardonicrose.bsky.social
I bit the tip of my tongue real hard and now I hurtie. :(
February 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sardonicrose.bsky.social
Yesterday, I went out for breakfast. I ordered some coffee, and they came out with a mug and a coaster. Normal stuff, usually. But um. Well. Who is this man and why does he plague my local brunch establishment?
A ceramic mug is placed on a coaster, and both are on a wooden table. The coaster appears to have a photograph on it, but the mug obscures most of the photo. In the background, there is a plastic cup full of water on the left, a straw wrapper in the middle, and the original poster's father's hand holding a phone with a wallet case towards the right. A coaster is on a wooden table. The coaster has a photograph of an unknown shirtless man apparently laying in his bed. The man is making a vaguely silly expression and holding up four fingers. In the background, there is a plastic cup full of water towards the left, a straw wrapper towards the middle, and the original poster's father's hand towards the right.
December 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM