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Sardonic Lemonade
@sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
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NSFW account. Sometimes includes vore and its related subjects. Do not follow if you're not 18+.
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Mesmerized by the Cube™
Stan shown from the waist up, looking at some cube in his hand.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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When you're a vampire and you suck a guy's blood but then you notice his cock is huge 🧛👀🍆💦

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Stan naked, with Li the vampire opening his mouth in front of his cock, fangs visible. Both of them are visibly sweating. Stan naked, with Li the vampire sucking his cock and holding his fat balls. Both of them are visibly sweating. Stan has both arms tucked behind his head, showing off his hairy armpits. Bite marks on Stan's neck are partially visible too.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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To me TADC Caine underneath those clothes is just Man Ray from SpongeBob
Screenshot of Man-Ray from SpongeBob, dressed in a tourist outfit as he's on vacation. He has realistic human skin tone and proportions despite the cartoon-y head. Screen shot of Man-Ray from SpongeBob, brandishing a hairdryer while only wearing a bath towel around his waist. He is also holding a comb in the other hand. He has hair on his arms and chest.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Forbidden Stan lore:
Stan shown with a big white arrow pointing to his hairy abs with the text "brooding patch" in all caps and white.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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My alien himbo 👉👈 (art done by @terratauren.bsky.social )
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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When he goons out and you can see his fangs 🤌 🥴💦
Stan shown from the head and shoulders up, his eyes half-lidded and his mouth slightly open to show his fangs.
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Been on and off chewing on this and slowly forming a rough idea of "Columbia". Still a work in progress.
A crudely drawn map of an alternate universe North American country called "Columbia", nine states are shown where the present day US West Coast/Rocky Mountain states are, along with Mexico. A more polished and labeled region map of an alternate universe North American country called "Columbia". This shows the New England states.
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Title: Car Trouble
Rating: R18, CW: Oral Vore, Implied Fatal
Synopsis: Car trouble leads to Stan 'taking care' of a creepy mechanic that hurt his friend.
FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62692758
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/72782286

#vore #NSFW #R18 #fanfic #vore_writing #malevore #AO3 #furaffinity
Stan shown from the head and shoulders up. The cleavage to his large pecs is visible, along with his necklace. His tongue sticks out of his mouth and his fangs are visible. Commissioned art done by @mrtomato.bsky.social Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing. They are standing together with Curly holding onto Jimmy with one hand. Curly is blushing a bit and grinning with an open jumpsuit, showing off his hairy pecs. Jimmy is angrily yelling on the phone. Commissioned art done by @terratauren.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Can't get enough of that outer space musk 🛸😤🥴

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Mortimer Goth holding onto Stan as his large and erect uncut cock is pressed against his face. He is sniffing his sweaty pubes and musky balls. His wedding ring is visible on his hand. Mortimer Goth holding onto Stan as his large and uncut erect cock is pressed against his face. His expensive watch is visible on his wrist.
August 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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POV you're about to get throat-fucked to oblivion by a very horny Stan going through his rut

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OriginalCharacter #OC
Stan shown half-naked with his cock erect and pre-cum at the tip. His fangs are visible as he smiles down on the POV, he's gesturing to the size and thickness of his cock with his hands. Stan looking down at the POV with a smirk. His cock takes up most of the foreground. There is pre-cum dripping more from the tip. His hairy pecs can be seen above it.
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Mortimer taking a risk while his wife and neighbors are clinking glasses on the backyard porch a few feet away. 🤫🍆💦

Commission done by the incredibly talented @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4
Mortimer Goth standing behind a tree. He's got his big uncut cock and fat balls sticking out, shooting ropes of cum. The background is a wooden fence with lights strung along the post. A red plastic cup sits beside his shoes.
August 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Stan after having a nice "conversation" with Colton and Liam's dad 🥴🛸💦

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Stan shown shirtless and with a smug grin on his face, cum splattered all over his big hairy pecs. In the background a fully dressed man named Ted Roswell, the mayor of Pamela Springs, is leaving. He is wearing cowboy hat, white dress shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I'm still alive, just been slowly writing a story with these three 👀💦
Curly from Mouthwashing, prior to the accident. My original character, Stan Hernández. Jimmy from Mouthwashing.
August 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I need more Daniel Pleasant in my life because look at this man. Mary-Sue can't handle all of that MOVE OVER
Daniel Pleasant walking shirtless showing off his big arms, big hairy pecs, muscle gut, and wearing pajama bottoms. Daniel Pleasant smacking the frying pan several times to put out his breakfast toast on fire.
July 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Is it really a workout if you're not sporting a hard and throbbing cock? 🤔

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Stan shown lifting weights naked with bush and armpit hair visible. His cock is flaccid. Stan shown lifting weights naked. His cock is now erect.
July 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Harley Quinn from the 2004 Batman cartoon is such an underrated gem like why didn't you have 18 more episodes centered around your silly shenanigans
Harley Quinn from the 2004 Batman cartoon, holding a rose while sitting on a couch with her name in the background. Harley Quinn from the 2004 Batman cartoon, looking uninterested as Bruce Wayne (off-screen) yaps about the children's hospital charity or whatever for the billionth time. Harley Quinn from the 2004 Batman cartoon, pulling the pin off a grenade she's about to chuck at a billboard for the children's hospital Bruce Wayne was yapping about. Harley Quinn from the 2004 Batman cartoon, smiling as she lets a pack of hyenas tear into a television studio audience like it's 28 Days Later.
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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When I say "old man dick" I am specifically talking about Alfred Pennyworth from the 2004 Batman cartoon
Alfred Pennyworth from The Batman (2004), holding up a broken piece of machinery with debris on the floor. Alfred Pennyworth from The Batman (2004). He is wearing a dark vest with a white blouse underneath, bow tie around the neck, and wearing white gloves and grey trousers. Alfred Pennyworth from The Batman (2004), from the head and shoulders up. He is wearing a dark yellow-colored jacket, with a grey turtle neck underneath. He is frowning. Alfred Pennyworth from The Batman (2004). He stands in front of a red-haired woman who's face is not shown. He is wearing a chauffeur suit that is black and little detail regarding buttons and etc.
June 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I keep forgetting I have the Sims 4 equivalent of Flynn Rider / Eugene Fitzherbert from Tangled in my StrangerVille world
Screen shot of a male sim that resembles Flynn Rider / Eugene Fitzherbert from Tangled talking to a long-haired sim wearing winter clothes in The Sims 4.
May 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This version of Bruce Wayne from the 2004 Batman cartoon definitely posed for Calvin Klein underwear
Bruce Wayne from The Batman 2004 cartoon, smirking inside of a car with Gotham City in the background. Bruce Wayne from The Batman 2004 cartoon, smirking with the Batcave as a background.
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Breaking my silence
Image with two books in a white background. The larger book has the caption, "Mouthwashing" above it. The smaller book has a caption, "Mouthwashing if Curly just cock vore'd Jimmy".
May 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Do you think he'll get a fine for noise pollution from that monstrous belch

#vore #malevore #male_vore #human_pred #TheSims4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Stan shirtless and wearing shorts, belching with a large and bloated stomach. His fangs are visible while he belches. Stan shirtless and wearing shorts. He is grinning and holding his large and bloated stomach with one hand.
May 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Stan going through his rut
Tumblr screenshot that is edited to say ''fuck nasty'' ad nauseam.
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This is a terrible joke but I'm ctfu like 😭💀
Stan shown in two images. The left one with a normal salmon. The right one showing him hairier with a salmon during spawning.
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Honestly he would've gone triple platinum on furry/bara social media if Xiaolin Chronicles wasn't such a train wreck
Rocco the dragon from Xiaolin Chronicles. Only appears in a single episode. Rocco the dragon from Xiaolin Chronicles. Only appears in a single episode. Rocco the dragon from Xiaolin Chronicles. Only appears in a single episode. Rocco the dragon from Xiaolin Chronicles. Only appears in a single episode.
May 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Neuron activation.

Commission of my original character Colton and Rocco from Xiaolin Chronicles, done by @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#NSFW #gay #bara #R18 #Original_Characters #OC #Xiaolin_Chronicles
Muscular blond human named Colton sitting down on a park bench with his legs open, he's lifting up his shirt to inspect the mustard that has dripped on it. Beside him Rocco the dragon from Xiaolin Chronicles sits with a soda. A close up of Colton's big pecs and beefy abs with sweat dripping down the grooves and valleys. Rocco looks on awestruck, crushing his soda. His cocks start to poke out of his sheath.
May 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM