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Sardonic Lemonade
@sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
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Vincent is so funny because he's got such a mouth on him and he's always the gadfly to Colton specifically like sure dude, antagonize the cowboy who's 6'6 tall and built like a tank 💀

He's like a crow that picks on eagles twice their size
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Vincent's from the East Coast of Columbia, bringing his oil-slick charm, cockiness, and brash attitude to Pamela Springs.

Commission of my original character Vinnie by my friend and the very talented @greygaymer.bsky.social !

#Original_Characters #OriginalCharacters #OC #SFW
Vincent "Vinnie" Montelli shown in full body. He has hazel eyes and flipping the bird at the viewer. His outfit consists of faded jeans and a graphic tee shirt that reads ''All out of Fucks''. He has a slight gap in his teeth. He has a goatee and frosted tips.
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Save a horse, ride that cowboy's married dad instead 🐴🤠💍

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
Stan naked and riding Ted Roswell's large cock. Ted is wearing his cowboy hat and has his hands tucked behind his back. His wedding ring his visible.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Meiji is telekinetic which means he's probably (definitely) given Stan an invisible handjob
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Circling back to this;

- Vincent "Vinnie" Montelli
- 27 years old
- 5'6 in height
- Transplant from the East Coast
- A "I know a few guys that can be quite 'persuasive', if you catch my drift" kind of character
- Kind of Gym Bro
- His bark is worse than his bite, ultimately
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social Sardonic Lemonade @sardoniclemonade.bsky.social · 29d
I low-key like the short guy that tried to mug Stan in my previous story, I think I might spin him off into an original character lol
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
I low-key like the short guy that tried to mug Stan in my previous story, I think I might spin him off into an original character lol
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Title: Getting Mugged
Rating: R18, CW: Oral Vore, Implied Fatal
Synopsis: Stan gets mugged while having an empty stomach.
FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63519385
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/76888666

#vore #NSFW #R18 #fanfic #vore_writing #malevore #AO3 #furaffinity
Stan shown from the waist up. He's talking on the phone, his fangs visible as he speaks. He is wearing a watch on his wrist. He is wearing an unbuttoned dress shirt to that shows off his hairy muscular torso. He is wearing a rock necklace around his neck.
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
My resolution for next year is to write more about Stan and my other OCs to make them feel more fleshed out.

Also to write more about Stan and his huge alien cock. The world could use more himbo extraterrestrials hung like horses in these troubling times. 😤 🛸🐴🍆
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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meocondainhan.bsky.social
Exhausted Krams!
December 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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hasout.bsky.social
Thanks for another year
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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wolfshirtart.bsky.social
happy new years everyone!! 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
As for as character designs go, I've been kind of digging the idea of like, as a nod to The Sims, Stan will occasionally materialize red plumbob(s) that will follow him around like a little puppy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
When you wake up from a nap to find yourself and the couch covered in your own thick alien cum...

But then remember your roommate comes home early on Thursdays.

Oops.

A truly hot commission of Stan done by the talented @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#NSFW #R18 #gay #bara #OriginalCharacter #OC
Stan laying down on a couch, asleep with arms tucked behind his head, skin glistening from sweat and his armpits stained with sweat. His shorts lie on the ground. His horse cock is erect and throbbing with pre-cum. His nipples are erect. Pre-cum drips from the slit. Stan wincing as his horse cock shoots thick ropes of cum. Stan with his eyes half-lidded and mouth slightly agape to show off his fangs. He's looking down at his still erect horse cock, admiring it and the mess he's made. Thick cum drips down his hairy, sweaty, muscular body and stains the couch. Stan looking to the left off-screen, eyes widened in alarm. Someone off-screen is saying in a caption bubble they have returned home from work with a sound effect indicating the door is opened. Another thick rope of cum squirts out of Stan's horse cock, as he was caught off guard by the arrival.
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
If I had to pick a voice headcanon for Stan, it would be Goku from the English dub of Dragon Ball Z. That actor hits all the right notes from space himbo to "oh my god you pissed off the wrong dude look at him screaming in rage".
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Meiji 🤝 Ramona Flowers: dating twins
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Liam's the total opposite of his twin brother Colton; he may look imposing, but he's probably one of the friendliest giants you'll meet in Nevada!

Commission of my original character Liam, done by the very talented @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#Original_Characters #OCs #OriginalCharacters #SFW
A full body shot of Liam Roswell, Colton's twin brother. He is smiling at the POV. There is text showing his name, age, species, and height. He's a big and blond muscular man with a big bulge in his jeans. He is wearing a watch on his wrist. His shirt is unbuttoned a bit to show the cleavage to his large pecs.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
I love when people draw Caine with sock and garters and shoes on while doing the nasty like you get you GET IT 🫵
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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goliathart.bsky.social
sometimes u just gotta say fuck it we ball
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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yoink-0.bsky.social
Look at my Caines
Sketches of Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus in his regular outfit & two different beach fits.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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mrtomato.bsky.social
He’s so sorry Mr Bartender! I’m sure there’s a way he can make it up to you! *Delighted halfling noises* #Bara #Gayart #mtg #edh
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Perhaps it's the anxiety and stress speaking but I have no clue what to write next. 🧍 So just asking, what do you guys want to see more of? More stories about Stan and OCs? Or like fandom related stuff (i.e. James from SH2, Curly from Mouthwashing and etc).
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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kalls.bsky.social
🍖✨️

#art #BRart
#DungeonMeshi
arte digital personagem senshi, de dungeon meshi, segurando sua panela acima de sua cabeça, e uma colher na mão direita
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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terratauren.bsky.social
When you've had fantastic chemistry for 50 years, I think you're allowed to admire each other's naked bodies.

#bara #nsfw #logurt #Wolverine #nightcrawler #x-men
Wolverine and Nightcrawler of the X-Men, naked and aroused, looking at each other and blushing. Wolverine is stocky, beefy, and covered in hair. Nightcrawler is lankier, blue, and covered in a layer of fur. Both have hard cocks that are leaking precum. Wolverine: "Like what you see, Elf? You're leaking like a faucet!" Nightcrawler: "Ah Logan, it's hard to resist a handsome bärchen [little bear] like you~ but, you are as well?" Wolverine: "I sure am ♡" Nightcrawler: "O-Oh~ ♡" ArtFeed
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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jakkufurosto.bsky.social
🧛🏻‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM