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Sardonic Lemonade
@sardoniclemonade.bsky.social
Black | 30 | He/Him

NSFW account. Sometimes includes vore and its related subjects. Do not follow if you're not 18+.
Vincent is so funny because he's got such a mouth on him and he's always the gadfly to Colton specifically like sure dude, antagonize the cowboy who's 6'6 tall and built like a tank 💀

He's like a crow that picks on eagles twice their size
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Vincent's from the East Coast of Columbia, bringing his oil-slick charm, cockiness, and brash attitude to Pamela Springs.

Commission of my original character Vinnie by my friend and the very talented @greygaymer.bsky.social !

#Original_Characters #OriginalCharacters #OC #SFW
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Save a horse, ride that cowboy's married dad instead 🐴🤠💍

#gay #NSFW #R18 #TheSims4 #The_Sims_4 #OC #OriginalCharacter
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Meiji is telekinetic which means he's probably (definitely) given Stan an invisible handjob
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Circling back to this;

- Vincent "Vinnie" Montelli
- 27 years old
- 5'6 in height
- Transplant from the East Coast
- A "I know a few guys that can be quite 'persuasive', if you catch my drift" kind of character
- Kind of Gym Bro
- His bark is worse than his bite, ultimately
I low-key like the short guy that tried to mug Stan in my previous story, I think I might spin him off into an original character lol
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I low-key like the short guy that tried to mug Stan in my previous story, I think I might spin him off into an original character lol
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Title: Getting Mugged
Rating: R18, CW: Oral Vore, Implied Fatal
Synopsis: Stan gets mugged while having an empty stomach.
FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63519385
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/76888666

#vore #NSFW #R18 #fanfic #vore_writing #malevore #AO3 #furaffinity
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
My resolution for next year is to write more about Stan and my other OCs to make them feel more fleshed out.

Also to write more about Stan and his huge alien cock. The world could use more himbo extraterrestrials hung like horses in these troubling times. 😤 🛸🐴🍆
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Exhausted Krams!
December 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Thanks for another year
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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happy new years everyone!! 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As for as character designs go, I've been kind of digging the idea of like, as a nod to The Sims, Stan will occasionally materialize red plumbob(s) that will follow him around like a little puppy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When you wake up from a nap to find yourself and the couch covered in your own thick alien cum...

But then remember your roommate comes home early on Thursdays.

Oops.

A truly hot commission of Stan done by the talented @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#NSFW #R18 #gay #bara #OriginalCharacter #OC
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I had to pick a voice headcanon for Stan, it would be Goku from the English dub of Dragon Ball Z. That actor hits all the right notes from space himbo to "oh my god you pissed off the wrong dude look at him screaming in rage".
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Meiji 🤝 Ramona Flowers: dating twins
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Liam's the total opposite of his twin brother Colton; he may look imposing, but he's probably one of the friendliest giants you'll meet in Nevada!

Commission of my original character Liam, done by the very talented @mrtomato.bsky.social !

#Original_Characters #OCs #OriginalCharacters #SFW
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love when people draw Caine with sock and garters and shoes on while doing the nasty like you get you GET IT 🫵
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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sometimes u just gotta say fuck it we ball
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Look at my Caines
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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He’s so sorry Mr Bartender! I’m sure there’s a way he can make it up to you! *Delighted halfling noises* #Bara #Gayart #mtg #edh
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Perhaps it's the anxiety and stress speaking but I have no clue what to write next. 🧍 So just asking, what do you guys want to see more of? More stories about Stan and OCs? Or like fandom related stuff (i.e. James from SH2, Curly from Mouthwashing and etc).
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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When you've had fantastic chemistry for 50 years, I think you're allowed to admire each other's naked bodies.

#bara #nsfw #logurt #Wolverine #nightcrawler #x-men
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM