SardonicCanuck
@sardoniccanuck.bsky.social
Business analyst and sarcastic smartass
Fucking legend
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fucking legend
All of these gagillion dollar consolidation mergers for legacy content meanwhile my goofy ass only watches YouTube amateur content makers😏
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
All of these gagillion dollar consolidation mergers for legacy content meanwhile my goofy ass only watches YouTube amateur content makers😏
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
After the hilariously botched robotaxi launch the only fake product they can really push is their incel robo-masterbator
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
After the hilariously botched robotaxi launch the only fake product they can really push is their incel robo-masterbator
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Few people make me laugh more than you 😂
July 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Few people make me laugh more than you 😂
Bawdy doodler is going to be the name of my next Skyrim character
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bawdy doodler is going to be the name of my next Skyrim character
Hey bill,
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
July 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hey bill,
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame biden
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame biden
When the ‘voice of reason’ is a Nazi…it’s time to give up
America is cooked
America is cooked
July 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When the ‘voice of reason’ is a Nazi…it’s time to give up
America is cooked
America is cooked
You've got a diamond, you've got nine men
July 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You've got a diamond, you've got nine men
I honestly thought once the nice weather hit that Americans would be protesting 24/7
To watch y’all completely give up has been astounding
To watch y’all completely give up has been astounding
July 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I honestly thought once the nice weather hit that Americans would be protesting 24/7
To watch y’all completely give up has been astounding
To watch y’all completely give up has been astounding
You’re acting as if they gave material guidance for over 2,000,000 preorders and installed capacity for a 250,000 run rate
July 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You’re acting as if they gave material guidance for over 2,000,000 preorders and installed capacity for a 250,000 run rate
Congrats on a billion views!
May 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Congrats on a billion views!
Is it too much to ask for a president that doesn’t break the law?
May 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Is it too much to ask for a president that doesn’t break the law?
So the current made up numbers STILL aren’t good enough
May 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So the current made up numbers STILL aren’t good enough
But can they blow up a rocket before it leaves LEO like SpaceX?
May 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
But can they blow up a rocket before it leaves LEO like SpaceX?