SardonicCanuck
@sardoniccanuck.bsky.social
Business analyst and sarcastic smartass
Only chance the Yankees have is if ICE arrests the Jays players and deports them
First two games might qualify as a hate crime 😝
First two games might qualify as a hate crime 😝
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Only chance the Yankees have is if ICE arrests the Jays players and deports them
First two games might qualify as a hate crime 😝
First two games might qualify as a hate crime 😝
Transgender individuals likened to ‘worse than Al Qaeda’ for…no reason cited
America has turned into a pile of trash and is about to explode. The fuck is wrong with y’all?
America has turned into a pile of trash and is about to explode. The fuck is wrong with y’all?
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Transgender individuals likened to ‘worse than Al Qaeda’ for…no reason cited
America has turned into a pile of trash and is about to explode. The fuck is wrong with y’all?
America has turned into a pile of trash and is about to explode. The fuck is wrong with y’all?
Seems like America is about to explode
…that’s a terrifying sentence to type out
…that’s a terrifying sentence to type out
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Seems like America is about to explode
…that’s a terrifying sentence to type out
…that’s a terrifying sentence to type out
Ignoring the fact he’s already a convicted felon and a rapist, almost half of republicans would STILL vote for him if he is also a child molester
wtf is wrong with these people?
wtf is wrong with these people?
August 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ignoring the fact he’s already a convicted felon and a rapist, almost half of republicans would STILL vote for him if he is also a child molester
wtf is wrong with these people?
wtf is wrong with these people?
Happy ‘Musk lies to shareholders’ day
🎉
🎉
July 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy ‘Musk lies to shareholders’ day
🎉
🎉
Who needs a calendar? You can always tell when it’s Friday, the TACO in chief is threatening tariffs to tank the market so he can call them off on Sunday so the market can rebound
I remember when market manipulation was illegal lol
I remember when market manipulation was illegal lol
July 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Who needs a calendar? You can always tell when it’s Friday, the TACO in chief is threatening tariffs to tank the market so he can call them off on Sunday so the market can rebound
I remember when market manipulation was illegal lol
I remember when market manipulation was illegal lol
Gotta celebrate while ya can!
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Gotta celebrate while ya can!
So Tesla sales are collapsing and the president is openly discussing deporting the CEO…stock up 5%
Y’all are goofy as hell
Y’all are goofy as hell
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So Tesla sales are collapsing and the president is openly discussing deporting the CEO…stock up 5%
Y’all are goofy as hell
Y’all are goofy as hell
I have zero worries that America is going to invade Canada or Denmark, you goofballs are going to have a civil war LONG before you organize against us
What an absolute trashcan country lol
What an absolute trashcan country lol
June 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have zero worries that America is going to invade Canada or Denmark, you goofballs are going to have a civil war LONG before you organize against us
What an absolute trashcan country lol
What an absolute trashcan country lol
Happy pride month to the heroes who died for this cause
To finally be declared a human being.
To finally be declared a human being.
June 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy pride month to the heroes who died for this cause
To finally be declared a human being.
To finally be declared a human being.
An American pope
Never thought I’d live to see this
Never thought I’d live to see this
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
An American pope
Never thought I’d live to see this
Never thought I’d live to see this
Took my mom to the polls and we both voted
Let’s go Canada 🇨🇦
Let’s go Canada 🇨🇦
April 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Took my mom to the polls and we both voted
Let’s go Canada 🇨🇦
Let’s go Canada 🇨🇦
Oblivion remastered really hits home how sweet it is to be self employed
April 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oblivion remastered really hits home how sweet it is to be self employed
Imagine investing in a market that lives or dies on the whims of a delusional old man 😂
April 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imagine investing in a market that lives or dies on the whims of a delusional old man 😂
Prediction:
Tesla stock collapses back to reality And Musk is removed as CEO after a margin call and personal bankruptcy
Tesla is eventually sold to BYD to be their ‘north American’ brand offering
The gif of musk laughing at BYD being a potential competitor is taught in business school
Tesla stock collapses back to reality And Musk is removed as CEO after a margin call and personal bankruptcy
Tesla is eventually sold to BYD to be their ‘north American’ brand offering
The gif of musk laughing at BYD being a potential competitor is taught in business school
March 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Prediction:
Tesla stock collapses back to reality And Musk is removed as CEO after a margin call and personal bankruptcy
Tesla is eventually sold to BYD to be their ‘north American’ brand offering
The gif of musk laughing at BYD being a potential competitor is taught in business school
Tesla stock collapses back to reality And Musk is removed as CEO after a margin call and personal bankruptcy
Tesla is eventually sold to BYD to be their ‘north American’ brand offering
The gif of musk laughing at BYD being a potential competitor is taught in business school
electrek.co/2025/03/14/t...
They’re trying to sell $60,000 cars to people complaining they can’t afford eggs
wtf is wrong with this idiot?
They’re trying to sell $60,000 cars to people complaining they can’t afford eggs
wtf is wrong with this idiot?
Trump's Tesla commercial hasn't helped inventory or new orders
President Trump’s $100 million publicity stunt for Tesla hasn’t helped the automaker’s struggling sales yet, based on an inventory check...
electrek.co
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
electrek.co/2025/03/14/t...
They’re trying to sell $60,000 cars to people complaining they can’t afford eggs
wtf is wrong with this idiot?
They’re trying to sell $60,000 cars to people complaining they can’t afford eggs
wtf is wrong with this idiot?
electrek.co/2025/03/10/t...
This absolute tool bag spent years pumping this bullshit company because he thought he was getting two free roadsters.
Today…this article could have been written by one of us $TSLAQ OG’s a decade ago
Absolute scumbag
This absolute tool bag spent years pumping this bullshit company because he thought he was getting two free roadsters.
Today…this article could have been written by one of us $TSLAQ OG’s a decade ago
Absolute scumbag
March 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
electrek.co/2025/03/10/t...
This absolute tool bag spent years pumping this bullshit company because he thought he was getting two free roadsters.
Today…this article could have been written by one of us $TSLAQ OG’s a decade ago
Absolute scumbag
This absolute tool bag spent years pumping this bullshit company because he thought he was getting two free roadsters.
Today…this article could have been written by one of us $TSLAQ OG’s a decade ago
Absolute scumbag
For all zero people here that care…
That Jacobs v. Gushue semi final for the Brier was an amazing game!
That Jacobs v. Gushue semi final for the Brier was an amazing game!
March 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For all zero people here that care…
That Jacobs v. Gushue semi final for the Brier was an amazing game!
That Jacobs v. Gushue semi final for the Brier was an amazing game!
Had to duck and dodge but I was able to get away from all of the Mexican cartels that have infiltrated Canada
Thank goodness Navarro told me we had been invaded…I had no clue!!!
Thank goodness Navarro told me we had been invaded…I had no clue!!!
March 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Had to duck and dodge but I was able to get away from all of the Mexican cartels that have infiltrated Canada
Thank goodness Navarro told me we had been invaded…I had no clue!!!
Thank goodness Navarro told me we had been invaded…I had no clue!!!
Watch American morons focus on Trudeau calling him ‘Donald’ and how that’s disrespectful…and ignore the constant insults calling him ‘governor Trudeau’ while threatening of destroying our country
That press conference was 👍
That press conference was 👍
March 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Watch American morons focus on Trudeau calling him ‘Donald’ and how that’s disrespectful…and ignore the constant insults calling him ‘governor Trudeau’ while threatening of destroying our country
That press conference was 👍
That press conference was 👍
Hey America, enjoy everything costing more starting tomorrow
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hey America, enjoy everything costing more starting tomorrow
If you’ve got to go on a podcast to declare you’re not a nazi…
March 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you’ve got to go on a podcast to declare you’re not a nazi…
I’m starting to like GenZ
February 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m starting to like GenZ
In a rare show of solidarity, Canadians boo the anthem alongside Americans
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In a rare show of solidarity, Canadians boo the anthem alongside Americans