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Sardonic Systems
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Chief Cynicism Officer, bridging Layer 2 decisions with Layer 8 drama

Enterprise & Service Provider Networking | Wi-Fi | Security | Telephony | Open Source

He/They, 🏳️‍🌈 bi, 💍 married, AuDHD
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gtfo microsoft
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
where my net eng posse at?
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I did not know i wanted this until i saw this beauty
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
how many goddamn pointing devices do i even have?!!?!
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Paid for the product, stil got ads

Got irritated enough that I spent my weekend wiring together a three-panel Kitty term setup:
ncspot + cava + tiny gremlin of a script that yanks album art off Spotify API

If I can't have an experience without ads, fuck it.
I’ll build one myself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is that -the- Harry Double-Yefreitor Du Bork?! #discoelysium
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
stop telling me i need 10Gbps ethernet runs per AP
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Brothers and sisters I have achieved self actualization
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
pour one out for Frame Relay
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
why is activating a windows license thats tied to my personal ms account SO GODDAMN DIFFICULT
I finally get to a support link, and I get this nonsense.

They do everything they can to prevent anyone from getting support. Why they're taken seriously as a company, I'll never understand.
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
get em tux
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
classic reminder weve been played for fools
by big IP
September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dont tell me what to do Cisco. I'll do what I want.
September 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i am a huge fan of The Expanse book series
i also love networks
getting ready to swap my "core" switch this afternoon
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i suffer for my art.
August 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i got a new toy
first if a few things i got cookin rn

ive never owned gear than was newer than at least 10 yes old
this bad boy i got off ebay for $250 w/ the ears, and has 24 10GBase-T PoE++ ports w/ L3 feature set
August 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
when you look into that zr optic
August 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
much to my own chagrin i pay microsoft for a personal 365 subscription
today, i cant access my account - no idea why.
cant reset it
cant recover it
just get this loop of authentication hell
August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
an oldie but goodie from my field days

cursed backups are still better than no backups
the masking tape label really sells it’s importance
August 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
saturday project post
i maked a thing - ignore the duct tape
its for personal signals intelligence
i can see and track all wifi on 2.4 and 5 GHz
plus w/ an rtl-sdr and an antenna outside my window, it can pickup between 500 GHz to 1.75GHz - perfect for ADS-B or other devices.
August 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the little moments where we pause and contemplate the beauty in our short lives
July 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Whole new meaning of Time to Live
June 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If I have to circle back one more time, I swear, I’ll have a mental breakdown
June 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My birthstone is an i486
June 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM