Prinny Instructor Valvatorez
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez
@sardinesimp.bsky.social
#Disgaea
#MVRP
#OCRP

"Prinny rule number one! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!"
Fabulous! Miss Felicia, I am humbled by your generosity! It warms this vampire's heart! Please make it out to "my biggest fan, fenrich!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Valvatorez sees this shit and SCREECHES
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
>The vampire doesn't care. He's dead set on the re-education of this Shadow. No way can such a lowly specimen be allowed to run loose!

"I fucking dare you DOOD. You want to act like a lowly prinny, you will be TREATED as such. "
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
>Valvatorez slaps Yosuke, rather abruptly and harshly.

"You FORGOT to say DOOD! Try it again!"
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"If you will not be dealt with reasonably, then I believe I shall have to re-educate you myself! And I shall be extra brutal for ruining my vacation!"

>He gives a dramatic coat flail

"I am Lord Valvatorez! Prepare! Rule number one! You will include 'dood' in every line you say!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And he easily catches it! He lets out a soft cough and speaks with a dignified tone.

"Excuse me, but it seems you've misplaced your knife. Please refrain from throwing objects!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Oh! Apologies, I myself couldn't even if I wanted to! I am merely planning a vacation! I do have some sardines on standby if you wish to eat!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is what 400 years of starving yourself does to a man

Twink-ification
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
>Haha Valvatorez funny sardine man

>He only eats sardines because they provide the bare minimum of nutrition a vampire needs and is a form of self punishment for breaking a promise and he's basically starving
October 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I accidentally used personality A with friend group B.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"I'll show you the power of sardines!"

Literate Lord Valvatorez
Friendly admin
Penned by Nikto
Crossover friendly.

The Russian word for sardine is "sardina".
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"..."

"Yu, stay out of my closet. "
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Literate Ryotaro Dojima

Open to connections

AU and OC friendly.
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket!
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Isn't one of these guys your brother?
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Guys! To celebrate our friendship, I drew a group photo of all of us!
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yosuke and teddie type beat
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The only n word I know is knowledge!
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Yosuke why are we trying to summon a succubus?
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My face! The unbearable pain!
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That's it

BEAR SONA!
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Junes hired a C*anker
This job is a fucking prison
October 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Teddie trying to apologize for his use of slurs but it comes off incredibly disingenuous and malicious albeit unintentionally and it's just this
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM