Prinny Instructor Valvatorez
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Prinny Instructor Valvatorez
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"Prinny rule number one! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!"
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"I'll show you the power of sardines!"

Literate Lord Valvatorez
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Penned by Nikto
Crossover friendly.

The Russian word for sardine is "sardina".
Perhaps you should try a healthier alternative! Sardines contain loads of omega-3 fatty acids. Very healthy ingredients for sure! 20.5. They also contain plenty of DHA, EPA, potassium, calcium and various vitamins.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
>>Tyrant Valvatorez event when
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Fabulous! Miss Felicia, I am humbled by your generosity! It warms this vampire's heart! Please make it out to "my biggest fan, fenrich!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh! A thousand apologies! I was thinking out loud! My Steward, fenrich is a very big fan! How much for an autograph?
❝Hmm?❞
Oh! Felicia! Fenrich would love to get her autograph!
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh! Felicia! Fenrich would love to get her autograph!
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"A solitary existence is one that isn't worth living. My allies, nay, my friends, are missing, and I've come to this realm to find them, and yet, I find a new friend in you. It's quite interesting how things turn out for us villains, yes?"

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-- by how social he became, in reality. Link's forgiveness towards him was the stepping stone that allowed the deity to move forward.

Yet that nagging feeling of causing destruction and despair still lingered like a parasite. Like the very thing he acted as.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"Well Majora, everyday we take the chance of allowing the evil in our hearts to take over. We do what we must to suppress these urges, my friend. Every day, I crave human blood, but I made a promise, and a promise is the most sacred vow.
This is a long road but be thankful you don't walk alone!"
— happened again.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I propose a toast, to new friends!"

The demon lord takes a hefty swig and gives a thumbs up. Sweet and spiced, with a creamy and decadent taste! This is certainly a masterpiece!

"Such a wonderful and exquisite taste! Nothing in all of the underworld compares!"
“It’s expensive for a reason. Why don’t you take a sip?”

The deity laughed heartily.
The vampire takes it with a courteous bow and smile. He looks over it and nods.

"Majora! This seems like quite an expensive gift! I am humbled, I shall cherish this forever! My first souvenir from Termina!"
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What an interesting collective!

Shinobi culture is quite interesting!

Pain refers to the group as a whole. None of them have a name.

Pain?

Is that his name, or some sort of nickname?
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The vampire takes it with a courteous bow and smile. He looks over it and nods.

"Majora! This seems like quite an expensive gift! I am humbled, I shall cherish this forever! My first souvenir from Termina!"
He's offering a bottle of milk with a shiny purple label on it. Etched in the label are gold letters spelling 'Chateau Romani'.

"Here. A gift for lifting my spirits the other day."
Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pain?

Is that his name, or some sort of nickname?
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Prinny Instructor Valvatorez
ɪɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪx ᴘᴀᴛʜꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀɪɴ
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"And do you.. Like that? I guess you'd made a wonderful detective, you could die and not lose progress, but.. Seems cruel, really. "
“No. My experience and memory are uploaded. In case I'm destroyed in the line of duty. Every Conner will have my memory and experience. It makes completing its mission easier”
"You're an android, but you've lived different experiences exclusive to you. No other Conner would have that, realistically, yes?"
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"You're an android, but you've lived different experiences exclusive to you. No other Conner would have that, realistically, yes?"
“I’m an Android. We aren't people. There is no reason for us to personalize. We lack individuality. Every Conner is the same”
"So you must wear whatever your programming dictates? No room for personalization?"
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Valvatorez sees this shit and SCREECHES
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"So you must wear whatever your programming dictates? No room for personalization?"
“Unfortunately I'm not allowed to make alterations to my attire. It goes against my programming”
"But of course! Comfortable shoes with functionality are essential for the modern man! Perhaps I could go to the Rosen Queen co and find you a pair?"
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The most verbose and concise Yosuke has ever been, and of course it's him simping.
everyone’s thoughts if I should add more to why I’m not into Latinas for more thorough explicit reasons.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
>just say my man is banned from existing
— de-aging, or aging them!

Should Majora be seen committing any of these acts, please contact a nearby Town Guard.

- Clock Town City Council -
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
>The vampire doesn't care. He's dead set on the re-education of this Shadow. No way can such a lowly specimen be allowed to run loose!

"I fucking dare you DOOD. You want to act like a lowly prinny, you will be TREATED as such. "
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
>Valvatorez slaps Yosuke, rather abruptly and harshly.

"You FORGOT to say DOOD! Try it again!"
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"If you will not be dealt with reasonably, then I believe I shall have to re-educate you myself! And I shall be extra brutal for ruining my vacation!"

>He gives a dramatic coat flail

"I am Lord Valvatorez! Prepare! Rule number one! You will include 'dood' in every line you say!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And he easily catches it! He lets out a soft cough and speaks with a dignified tone.

"Excuse me, but it seems you've misplaced your knife. Please refrain from throwing objects!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"But of course! Comfortable shoes with functionality are essential for the modern man! Perhaps I could go to the Rosen Queen co and find you a pair?"
“I am. I've chased deviants through several buildings. The shoes could do with more traction”
"Such a nice outfit for a police officer! It's eye catching, but are you agile while wearing such a uniform?"
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM