Phil swore i was freaking out for no reason (aside from my usual arachnophobia) even though it was in the microwave for so long before scurrying out and landing on the range where I squashed him about 5 paper towels. He's likely right though since I don't have super powers yet either.

We need cane swords. Or like... a push button that ejects and retracts a blade from the base of mobility aids like you see sometimes in movies on the toes of people's shoes. If you want to you can practice your "smize" in front of a mirror.

thanks. i need to bite people but i'm always masked up so i can't. i think my anger level is at max feral at this point.

i know you're a very busy woman but could you try making your own? maybe you could get all the stuff you need and want - including texture, flavor, and nutrients - if you made it yourself?

i think there's a high probability you are the only person i know who isn't geriatric or dead and eats cottage cheese, let alone has any opinions about it besides "ew gross" regardless of brand.

i saw an article forever ago that said it was something record stores should look into investing in. though the tech should also be utilized more often for dental stuff and glasses too - i think the main hurdle is the copy/usage rights and regs imposed by corporations coupled with lack of training.

any time! you know my brain makes unusual connections like that.

i know this is gonna sound crazy but i wonder if you can 3d print records?

if someone told you when you were younger that doing X would cause Y pain when you were older, you'd likely still do it. there are no guarantees you'll survive long enough to experience said pain, so screw it. live each day like it could be your last.

lulz @ "dirty mark"

i opened a threads account just so nobody could steal my handle. never used it. closed my twitter/X a while ago as the only thing i used it for was to check the status of down sites. i use insta to comment on stuff but don't post there. have issues with bluesky due to the character limits.