If a cardinal has a heart attack or something during the conclave does the Vatican let emergency personnel in?

Stop calling me at 8am and leaving me voicemails that you have rescheduled my appointment FOR THE SAME DAY without even making sure I can arrive at the newly scheduled time so that if I can't and need to reschedule you will then charge me a cancellation fee.

Imagine a blood pressure cuff where the side that touches your arm is covered in shards of broken glass and the person squeezing the bulb to inflate the cuff is Freddie Kruger. Somehow both the bulb and the object inside the cuff is my right ovary. It hurts so fucking much...

I just fucked up and said the only other thing that would work for my heart problem would be an IED to a pharmacist.

I meant ICD, but it took me much too long to get there when explaining what I meant.

On the other hand if someone placed an IED in my heart then ALL my problems would be over. 🤔

Waiting 7-10 business days for an itemized bill to arrive via EMAIL!

I literally can't handle this shit anymore. It is so bad even my shrink said he will try to fix my psych bills at least when it comes to fighting with the billing dept at UTSW over their fuckups in coding and processing.

Sick and tired of people on all sides saying shit like, "You need to go out and protest for your Social Security and your Medicare and VA benefits" when we're too busy trying not to die waiting on hold for hours trying to fight for our benefits already and have been for years. Stop victim blaming.

Accidentally microwaved a spider and it survived until I managed to smash it to death.
I hope.

Radar went through my laundry basket and pulled out all my black socks and chewed them up. Only the black ones. In a black basket. Full of black clothes. Without disturbing or moving anything despite most of the socks being underneath the rest of my clothes on purpose. 😖

I HATE how so many people say "Fetinawl" instead of "Fentanyl". And the demonization of necessary medications in certain situations drives me fucking nuts. Also, pharmacists and docs don't wear Hazmat suits when handling the medication. They should be calling the illicit/illegal drug something else.

Been having issues with my phone calls, vm's, and texts and dealing with it all day. 2 tickets and 6 reps later it turns out that my carrier gave my number to someone else even though I've had it for over a decade, and they gave it to me. It wasn't even a spoofer but Google Fi fucking up. JHTFC!

I am repeating 2006 and it will probably kill me.

i fucking hate how if there's a boil water notice due to a main break over the weekend i'm not notified about it till monday morning and have to buy a ton of water not just to drink/use when i find out but also to clean and sterilize everything that was contaminated since saturday.

i have to try and retrain my brain to single space after punctuation and have issues with accomplishing this due to my vision bullshit as i often can't differentiate between ,. and ! ;: with only single spacing depending on the letters before and after the marks.

i kinda want to buy this and frame it and hang it on the wall behind my couch for my telehealth video appointments:

fun hemo shit:
the price of bandages has gone up an average of 50% while the quality has decreased and often fewer bandages per box.

"Thoughts you would be better off dead, or of hurting yourself?" are separate questions for a psych questionnaire and need to be split up so the patient can answer properly as the former can be 'fuck yes!' while the second is often "hell no" when someone/something else is already hurting you.

i just learned that slap fighting is a sport....?!

i think the fashion industry is mocking us with this faux dada bullshit. polyester isn't faux natural fabrics and next year's NYFW will just be nude models dousing themselves in petrochemicals on the catwalk.

hurricane maria, covid, hurricane helene... we have learned and changed nothing to avoid basic necessary medical supply shortages. i literally got a nicu bag for my iv today.