Sarcastigirl
@sarcastigirl.bsky.social
Daydreamer. Sci fi geek. Makeup addict. Occasional writer. Escaped lawyer. I am fluent in snark and profanity.
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
I am deeply unsettled but I also can’t stop watching it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am deeply unsettled but I also can’t stop watching it.
Ordering googly eyes now so I can do this to my husband.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ordering googly eyes now so I can do this to my husband.
How’d you get a picture of me??
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How’d you get a picture of me??
But…algorithm is confused. Clearly, you like numbers. You should have ALL THE NUMBERS!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
But…algorithm is confused. Clearly, you like numbers. You should have ALL THE NUMBERS!!!
I rarely miss practicing law, but I’d pay good money to be on the defense team in this case.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I rarely miss practicing law, but I’d pay good money to be on the defense team in this case.
I am in love. I must own it!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am in love. I must own it!!
The filing cabinet holds our approximately 1 million cds and dvds (because we are old) and is one of my all-time favorite things I found online when I wasn’t really looking for anything.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The filing cabinet holds our approximately 1 million cds and dvds (because we are old) and is one of my all-time favorite things I found online when I wasn’t really looking for anything.
My childhood cat was allowed to go outdoors, and he loved to bring us moles—often headless—when he returned. Then he would sulk if we didn’t look thrilled to receive the tiny, decapitated corpse gift.
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My childhood cat was allowed to go outdoors, and he loved to bring us moles—often headless—when he returned. Then he would sulk if we didn’t look thrilled to receive the tiny, decapitated corpse gift.
I’m reasonably sure my husband might exhibit similar reluctance if I were to suggest such a trip to him.
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m reasonably sure my husband might exhibit similar reluctance if I were to suggest such a trip to him.
If you guys go, I demand a live stream of the whole trip. Or I’ll just meet you there.
October 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you guys go, I demand a live stream of the whole trip. Or I’ll just meet you there.
I am impressed by your restraint. Far smaller nests than that have resulted in me screaming at the top of my lungs and then attacking with multiple cans of spray followed by smashing the remnants to bits with a broom.
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am impressed by your restraint. Far smaller nests than that have resulted in me screaming at the top of my lungs and then attacking with multiple cans of spray followed by smashing the remnants to bits with a broom.
I assume that by now you have burned the house to the ground.
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I assume that by now you have burned the house to the ground.
I will keep my fingers crossed for you and for the world not ending. Now I just have to explain to my husband why I can’t do any work because all my fingers are crossed. 🤷♀️
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I will keep my fingers crossed for you and for the world not ending. Now I just have to explain to my husband why I can’t do any work because all my fingers are crossed. 🤷♀️
Gosh darn it, sir! (But glad you got good news anyway)
September 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gosh darn it, sir! (But glad you got good news anyway)
I do have mad naming skillz.
September 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I do have mad naming skillz.
Aww. Thank you. Yeah, I’m doing all right, collapse of democracy notwithstanding.
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aww. Thank you. Yeah, I’m doing all right, collapse of democracy notwithstanding.
And now we’re sending 🍊🤡 over to you. I am sorry, and I too am wondering why can’t people.
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And now we’re sending 🍊🤡 over to you. I am sorry, and I too am wondering why can’t people.