A woman’s worth used to be tied to her man. Now we have a male loneliness epidemic because most men today aren’t worth women’s time.

ME: Hey so I’m having these weird feelings at work lately. Things are actually going really well for me and I feel like the future might just be a little brighter. What’s that all about?

ChatGPT: Yeah. That’s called *hope*.

ME: Fuck.

Nobody expected that by the time the world was on fire, we were all ready to watch it burn.

What is hard work worth?

And I’m not asking about a dollar amount or any other currency.

It’s incredible how many schools are so well equipped to keep ICE from entering the building. Almost like they’ve been practicing how to keep bad guys out for decades.

what if someone published a list of the top 300 richest people in America and then the rest of us just collectively ignored them as if they don’t even exist?

i dont know why we always protest in nyc when it would be so much more effective to choke the streets of the hamptons with 200k poor people

Now that a carton of eggs cost $12 we need to add a phrase to our vocabulary: a Trumper’s dozen.

Trump was finally right about something

An immigrant took his job

When the ruling class becomes so prideful that only the threat of physical violence will get through to them, physical violence becomes utterly unavoidable.