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Yeah....
Nah, it's a Ɛ and a 3 having a hug
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Miss Muffet was little because she had a strict regime of daily squats on a tuffet, added whey protein to her breakfast, and took adrenaline-fuelled runs from spiders.

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November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not if it's an old dog
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
But what if they had all that and a slightly weird laugh?
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Took my Daughter for a meal, and the waiter showed her some of his art. She was enthusiastic about it, so I bought one of his paintings for her as a gift. I hate it, but since she kept it up I'll stay quiet so as not to hurt her feelings."
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Thanks, Dennis
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Also, I have book week dress-ups tomorrow. I want to go as the Sun."
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Gave 'em hep C, herpes and COVID... I wonder why they're aggressive
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh, here we go. It never stops with these store sceptics
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hint: Trump stopped reporting official unemployment numbers in August.

So there's no way to know how bad it really is.

But it is bad.

Really bad.

They brag about how many they fired from govt alone.
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
18.5 million looking for work at the height of the Great Depression. Over 22.5 today.

Sure, it's a lower proportion because of population growth, but:

September 2025 "official" unemployed is the worst it has been in both number and percentage than the last 40 years.

Disagree? You can't prove it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Probably the best time to go to the White House with a wrecking ball.

"Seems legit"
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The M in mountains
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The K in kickboxing
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The v in valley
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The ll in parallel
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Let them eat ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Infuriating 🤬

How close are we to getting the Punters' Politics Lobbyist in Canberra?

Would love to see it!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"Darn kids..."

"OK"
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM