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Yeah....
fortune.com/2025/11/04/a...

Thanksgiving weekend is going to be cray-cray.

It's all in the premonitions thread from January.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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NYPD Cop is sick and tired of TEMU cops AKA ICE GOONS racial profiling and harassing him.
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Let them eat ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A handful of antifa should go to the East Wing in bulldozers and see how long it takes for them to realise they're doing the whole thing, Oval Office and all
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
US jobs numbers are the worst in history.

Worse than the great depression.

Prove me wrong!
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Conservatives at @savingplaces genuinely don't give a shit about this. So long as it's their guy.
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Heartfelt sympathy to those techs and admins currently shafted by the AWS outage
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow .
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but

LOOLEE LAAH BLAH LAHDEE DOOOO!
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Sure, AI might be our final showdown, but it'll have to be faster off the mark to beat climate change in our very own high-noon quick-draw duel of existential doom
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hey, shitheads, you're FAT and WOKE!!!!

Ya hear me?
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If you weren't raptured, that is because you overlooked Trump's sin

Turn your attention to the Epstein files if you truly want to ascend
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Cool and normal.

Normal and cool.

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals - The Washington Post share.google/6FSZst2DnU9h...
a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a blue wall and talking .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a blue wall and talking .
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Best correction of earth's timeline would be if Comey kept all the receipts from his FBI days

Including the "lordy, there are tapes" set of tapes

...and the Epstein files
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Guy who told me to drink bleach says keep off the paracetamol
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
September 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The two thirds people's fight

Vs

The two-thirds people's fight

That single hyphen is one hell of a missed opportunity

Across the globe
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Even if you plan to pick up your streaming services in a few days or weeks...

Cancel all your subscriptions TODAY

Like, right now

Make the tv execs feel the heat of their audience numbers collapsing
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Cancel all your streaming subscriptions TODAY

We invented cancel culture

Let's see how long TV execs can last without paying audiences
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That letter does not exist

That letter exists, but that is not my signature

That signature is mine, but reality is a construct
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
JD Vance said if you kill someone who harms Americans with drugs, without due process, you're doing good work

RFK says big pharma's drugs harm Americans

Luigi's lawyer: "I rest my case, your honour"
September 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Destroy the libs

Destroy the woke

Destroy the veterans

Destroy the foreigners

Destroy the oldies

Destroy the women

Destroy the young

Destroy everyone

Mwhahhaha!
September 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
$100k and $250k?

DOJ won't "release" the info. Whatever. But surely the IRS and banks have to also know.

How did they book the income? What was on the accounting ledgers?

If the payments were to Bin Laden, would it have gone unnoticed?
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Imagine being literally a billionaire, and rather than just chill, you go to the stupid "we love you, Donny" dinner just to try to get even more billions.

Shit.
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey Tesla, I'll trash your reputation and sit by as sales tank for only $900 billion, saving you $100 billion in salary costs.

Deal?
September 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM