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Chesterville🌲
@sarcasmosis.bsky.social
littoral failed comedian
eagle scout high warlord
long-tail externality
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Feels like shit to be alive, grocery store so oppressive, everything 4/$5, everything plastic wrapped in plastic, radioactive country music
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Tis the season
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
And there it was...an entire shack filled with just radios
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Another day in human paradise
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Everyone disliked that
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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A.I. ✨ is like the Dutch tulip bubble, but if everyone instinctively detested all tulips
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Advent calendar where a tiny punching fist comes out of each window
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cinder and Kiki and Yuki's solar charging has been interrupted by the fog
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Everyone around here has fucking wooden seagulls on their porch and it confuses me every time
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
All nearby weed stores are currently underwater from flooding
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Four inches of rain so far 🌬️
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The problem is not now, nor has it ever been "the internet"; the problem is you only look at five fucking websites
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wow this new report explains what I've been saying about grocery and internet prices spiraling upward for many years, and explains why I feel so stupid using a coupon youtu.be/osxr7xSxsGo
We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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When I play a song, I want to lose track of how many notes there just were all the time, and not be distracted by some idiot not doing poetry
December 9, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Every day at 5 o'clock Yuki appears and does this
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fourteen years ago I spontaneously converted my online eating show to my temporary job running a suit store at a mall. This was as close as I ever got to noticed on utu and I resented it for a long time but now extremely appreciate it as a torture advent calendar time capsule. I hope you like it:
Secret Transmission
YouTube video by sarcasmosis
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cool whatever
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Joe Cappa saying "seriously" refuels my existence
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Too many people have been so badly served bad food by dark pattern machines for so long that they're afraid of trusting actual artisan chefs making real food out of real ingredients
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Doing intricate forensics on the depths of last night as I have a mysterious lack of memories about what happened deep in the night this one time despite no intoxication or illness
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This just in: oranges ain't even vegan
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fleshgod Apocalypse is the best raging rainstorm music for driving
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I really don't appreciate tambourines or their implications
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can we get a brief moment of silence for the melancholic last bread pick up of the year
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM