Absolutely jinxed it because today she saw Slenderman in the forest and left me to die. I guess the silver lining is she knows her way home from a mile away.

I’d kill for an arena. 😅 We’re working with a field. Luckily, in FL, winter weather doesn’t exist.

I had inner ear pain for five years. Only recently figured it out. Can I say potentially useful things? Because I wish that suffering upon no one.

You’re never the correct temperature. Coat on in the car? So hot I get nauseated. Step outside? Immediately frozen.

My beloved current husband could offer me seven MILLION dollars to change my last name to his and I would decline because it’s impossible to ever 100% undo

The only possible remedy is to move

Literally have it tattooed on me ✊

I need a detailed explanation of how this became an interest of yours. (No shade; genuine curiosity.) Drawings and charts welcome.

have seen IRL, can confirm

WEETWOO