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It’s cookie day and I am not fucking around
December 23, 2024 at 5:10 PM
It’s cookie day and I am not fucking around
It’s cookie day and I am not fucking around
December 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
It’s cookie day and I am not fucking around
Someone on the internet is trying to argue with ME about cryptid-hunting shows?! I am not the one, babe, I AM NOT THE ONE
December 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Someone on the internet is trying to argue with ME about cryptid-hunting shows?! I am not the one, babe, I AM NOT THE ONE
I was going to work today but there’s something touching my eardrum so I’m just going to have a sensory breakdown instead
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I was going to work today but there’s something touching my eardrum so I’m just going to have a sensory breakdown instead
Stall cam acquired. I’m obsessed.
December 1, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Stall cam acquired. I’m obsessed.
I’ve had my horse for 3.5 months and it’s a lot of work. I probably won’t be able to safely ride her for YEARS, still. But today she protected me from something she thought was a threat (it wasn’t, but still) and wheeew it was nice to see the work does pay off (slowly, so slowly).
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I’ve had my horse for 3.5 months and it’s a lot of work. I probably won’t be able to safely ride her for YEARS, still. But today she protected me from something she thought was a threat (it wasn’t, but still) and wheeew it was nice to see the work does pay off (slowly, so slowly).
I am up in Minnesota for the weekend. I don’t know how People of The North deal with all of the clothing management. It takes 34 minutes to get dressed in the winter.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I am up in Minnesota for the weekend. I don’t know how People of The North deal with all of the clothing management. It takes 34 minutes to get dressed in the winter.
57% of my day is spent entering 2FA codes. I’m ready to be a farmer.
November 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
57% of my day is spent entering 2FA codes. I’m ready to be a farmer.
I’ve been back to my maiden name for eight years now and Amalie just carved my shit-ass ex’s last name behind my first name into center ice as a nod to season-ticket-holders (me) because Ticketmaster cannot update their database. My rage is stupid bc who cares but I BOUGHT THE TICKETS NOT HIM
November 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I’ve been back to my maiden name for eight years now and Amalie just carved my shit-ass ex’s last name behind my first name into center ice as a nod to season-ticket-holders (me) because Ticketmaster cannot update their database. My rage is stupid bc who cares but I BOUGHT THE TICKETS NOT HIM
gratuitous mustang footage
November 10, 2024 at 3:07 AM
gratuitous mustang footage
Our teens come downstairs and do a tour of the pantry and fridge every 77 minutes like something will have changed since last time.
November 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Our teens come downstairs and do a tour of the pantry and fridge every 77 minutes like something will have changed since last time.
Taking my horse to the doctor with me for an x-ray of my sacrum so she can feel guilty
November 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Taking my horse to the doctor with me for an x-ray of my sacrum so she can feel guilty
Mark has two modes of entering a room: silent (and thus I have a heart attack) or like Kramer from Seinfeld (and thus I have a heart attack). There is no middle ground.
November 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Mark has two modes of entering a room: silent (and thus I have a heart attack) or like Kramer from Seinfeld (and thus I have a heart attack). There is no middle ground.
I’m showing 16yo Forrest Gump and it doesn’t hit the same because she doesn’t understand any of the historical references into which he’s inserted
March 4, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I’m showing 16yo Forrest Gump and it doesn’t hit the same because she doesn’t understand any of the historical references into which he’s inserted
So far today, I’ve had a gecko fall onto my head and have squared up with a four-foot tall bird who is trying to stab holes in my house.
October 10, 2023 at 3:41 PM
So far today, I’ve had a gecko fall onto my head and have squared up with a four-foot tall bird who is trying to stab holes in my house.
watching shark week with my bf:
“babe would you still love me if I had remora”
“babe would you still love me if a shark bit one of my butt cheeks off”
“babe would you still love me if I was a goblin shark”
“babe would you still love me if I had remora”
“babe would you still love me if a shark bit one of my butt cheeks off”
“babe would you still love me if I was a goblin shark”
July 17, 2023 at 12:17 AM
watching shark week with my bf:
“babe would you still love me if I had remora”
“babe would you still love me if a shark bit one of my butt cheeks off”
“babe would you still love me if I was a goblin shark”
“babe would you still love me if I had remora”
“babe would you still love me if a shark bit one of my butt cheeks off”
“babe would you still love me if I was a goblin shark”
Truly have forgotten how to… do things out in the world on weekends. Pre-panny we did things! Now I don’t know how to… have an interest. Find a thing to do. Go do it.
June 17, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Truly have forgotten how to… do things out in the world on weekends. Pre-panny we did things! Now I don’t know how to… have an interest. Find a thing to do. Go do it.
oh yeah it’s sexting time
May 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
oh yeah it’s sexting time
Me at 19: six-pack of Dr. Pepper every day. never had been within a mile of a vegetable. this diet fueled endurance sports daily.
Me at 39: put slightly too much ham on my sandwich today and am down for the night (wherein “night” began at 4:21pm)
Me at 39: put slightly too much ham on my sandwich today and am down for the night (wherein “night” began at 4:21pm)
May 16, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Me at 19: six-pack of Dr. Pepper every day. never had been within a mile of a vegetable. this diet fueled endurance sports daily.
Me at 39: put slightly too much ham on my sandwich today and am down for the night (wherein “night” began at 4:21pm)
Me at 39: put slightly too much ham on my sandwich today and am down for the night (wherein “night” began at 4:21pm)
I want everyone to live their joy but also I want the Criminally-Loud Cackler behind me at the comedy show to shut the entire fuck up
May 14, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I want everyone to live their joy but also I want the Criminally-Loud Cackler behind me at the comedy show to shut the entire fuck up
Need a thrill so I’m letting my phone go raw, I feel so alive
May 13, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Need a thrill so I’m letting my phone go raw, I feel so alive
I think I’m going to use this for fitness encouragement/shaming. It’s been a rough three years over here and my body is showing it and I’m NOT OKAY WITH IT but also, I’m tired and fitness is work.
May 12, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I think I’m going to use this for fitness encouragement/shaming. It’s been a rough three years over here and my body is showing it and I’m NOT OKAY WITH IT but also, I’m tired and fitness is work.